{"id":3049,"date":"2010-12-15T16:54:37","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T13:54:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3049"},"modified":"2010-12-15T16:54:37","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T13:54:37","slug":"high-and-dry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/high-and-dry\/","title":{"rendered":"High and Dry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Hi, bitches! <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Sunt Patrick Hillsburry, the best piece of ASSet in town. \u00a0Fetelor, haide\u0163i s\u0103 vorbim despre cosmetic\u0103, dar a\u015fa, ca \u00eentre fete. Vou\u0103 nu vi se pare c\u0103 iarna ne usc\u0103m mai tare dec\u00eet de obicei? <\/em><em>Uite, eu folosesc vara o singur\u0103 lo\u0163iune hidratant\u0103 de corp, nu dau firma pentru c\u0103-s o bitch egoist\u0103 \u015fi am piersica pe post de marc\u0103 \u00eenregistrat\u0103. Dar pe timp de iarn\u0103, nu \u00eemi ajunge! Trebuie s\u0103 achizi\u0163ionez produse cu efect mult mai intens, trebuie s\u0103 folosesc crem\u0103 de m\u00e2ini de dou\u0103 ori pe zi, s\u0103 m\u0103 dau enoooorm cu strugurel (plimb toat\u0103 ziua strugurelul pe la buze, de zici c\u0103 am o obsesie, hihi, \u015fi mai ales s\u0103 folosesc mult-mult lapte de corp. \u015ei dup\u0103 du\u015f, dar \u015fi independent de el. Parc\u0103-s o sugativ\u0103, bitches, dragele mele. \u00a0Sau poate am eu o sete l\u0103untric\u0103 \u015fi nu m\u0103 satisfac toate cremele lumii?, oric\u00eet ar fi ele de nutritive \u015fi de hidratante? <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>De ce mi se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103 chestiile astea iarna? Nu vi se pare c\u0103 vara elimin\u0103m mai mult\u0103 ap\u0103? Cosmeticiana mea Liza zice c\u0103 a\u015fa vi se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103 \u015fi vou\u0103, dar mie mi se pare oricum ilogic. Haide\u0163i s\u0103 facem schimb de tratamente b\u0103be\u015fti. Eu &#8211; argil\u0103 cu ulei de m\u0103sline \u015fi o fiol\u0103 de vitamina A. Voi?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Partea cu &#8220;high&#8221;, \u00eentr-un num\u0103r urm\u0103tor. Bye, bitches \u015fi nu fi\u0163i cumin\u0163i! <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, bitches! Sunt Patrick Hillsburry, the best piece of ASSet in town. \u00a0Fetelor, haide\u0163i s\u0103 vorbim despre cosmetic\u0103, dar a\u015fa, ca \u00eentre fete. Vou\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[111,166,269,343],"class_list":["post-3049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-crema","tag-hidratare","tag-piele","tag-ulei-de-mas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}