(Avertisment: Aceasta va fi o postare cu temenele la \u015fefu. Care, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, e un \u015fef foarte mi\u015fto. Dac\u0103 ave\u0163i oroare de pupincurism, mai bine nu citi\u0163i.)<\/p>\n
\u015eefu’ (s\u0103-\u0163i tr\u0103iasc\u0103 familia, \u015fefu’) a produs \u00eentr-un articol despre rela\u0163ii serioase (pe care mi-e lene s\u0103-l caut pe net, deci nu dau link) un citat memorabil.<\/p>\n
Zice a\u015fa citatul: “Po\u0163i s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dai seama c\u0103 o rela\u0163ie devine serioas\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eencetezi s\u0103 o sugi \u015fi \u00eencepi s\u0103 o pupi.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
(Sau a\u015fa ceva, mi-e lene s\u0103 caut textul exact.)<\/p>\n
Memorabil as it is, citatul este complet gre\u015fit, \u015fi iat\u0103 Teorema Subalternului:<\/p>\n
\u015eefu’, tr\u0103i-\u0163i-ar familia, varianta cu pupatul o fi valabil\u0103 \u00een cazul \u0103lora traumatiza\u0163i \u00een copil\u0103rie de ta\u0163i \u015fi vecini pedofili \u015fi care, din acest motiv, r\u0103m\u00e2n cu o etern\u0103 nevoie de lugu-lugu, care au nevoie de “reassurance” \u00een pat \u015fi c\u0103rora nu li se scoal\u0103\/umecteaz\u0103 dec\u00e2t la fraze gen: “Buzele mele vor s\u0103-\u0163i exploreze floarea feminit\u0103\u0163ii \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i culeag\u0103 mierea cristalin\u0103” etc. Deci la retarzi. La oameni care au nevoie de o rela\u0163ie-minciun\u0103 ca s\u0103 fug\u0103 de eterna traum\u0103 a pulei care le-a deschis prea devreme sfincterele.<\/p>\n
Dar la oamenii s\u0103n\u0103to\u015fi psihic, o rela\u0163ie \u00eencepe acolo unde \u00eencepe relaxarea. Acolo unde o tip\u0103 finu\u0163\u0103 renun\u0163\u0103 la rezervele de genul “Ce pula mea vrea \u0103sta de la via\u0163a mea” \u015fi la rolul prescris de societate, \u015fi anume acela de a b\u0103\u015fi petale de trandafir \u015fi de a r\u00e2g\u00e2i Chanel No. 5. Relax\u00e2ndu-se, poate s\u0103 devin\u0103 ea \u00eens\u0103\u015fi. \u015ei are \u00eencredere c\u0103, dac\u0103 devine \u00eendr\u0103znea\u0163\u0103 \u00een pat, \u0103la nu e un bou cretin care s-o priveasc\u0103 cu ochi de “uite-o-\u015fi-pe-curva-asta” ci va aprecia faptul c\u0103 individa e ea \u00eens\u0103\u015fi. Pentru c\u0103 o rela\u0163ie adev\u0103rat\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103 afec\u0163iune adev\u0103rat\u0103 \u015fi implicare adev\u0103rat\u0103.<\/p>\n
De aceea, permite\u0163i s\u0103 enun\u0163 varianta mai pu\u0163in memorabil\u0103, dar mai conectat\u0103 la realitate a acestui citat:<\/p>\n
“Po\u0163i s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dai seama c\u0103 o rela\u0163ie devine serioas\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eencetezi s\u0103 o sugi \u015fi \u00eencepi s\u0103 o bele\u015fti ferm \u015fi ap\u0103sat p\u00e2n\u0103-n amigdale. Apoi, \u00eenghi\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultima pic\u0103tur\u0103.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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