I-a\u0163i admirat vreodat\u0103 pe atle\u0163ii din Kenya \u015fi toate performan\u0163ele lor aproape supraumane de la probele de alerg\u0103ri? \u015ei eu m-am minunat, pe c\u00e2nd eram t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi naiv\u0103 – dar de c\u00e2nd am acest c\u00e2ine, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg.<\/p>\n
Dar, serios. Am o idee de afaceri. Vrei s\u0103 sl\u0103be\u015fti 10 kilograme \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 lun\u0103? \u00cenchiriez c\u00e2inele \u0103sta cu 1.000 de euro – ve\u0163i vedea c\u0103 face banii.<\/p>\n
Un exemplu: \u00een noaptea asta, pe la 4, be\u0163ivii care se \u00eentorceau pe \u015fapte c\u0103r\u0103ri de la c\u00e2rciumile din zona Diham au v\u0103zut o fat\u0103 \u015fi un c\u00e2ine plimb\u00e2ndu-se \u015fi au crezut c\u0103 nu v\u0103d bine. Pentru c\u0103 \u00een mintea lor, plimbarea ar\u0103ta a\u015fa: respectivul c\u00e2ine o t\u00e2r\u00e2ia pe fat\u0103 cu o vitez\u0103 de parc\u0103 ar fi fost bomb\u0103 cu ceas \u00een zare \u015fi ar fi trebuit s\u0103 o dezamorseze cu gura lui. La 4.20, am luat-o c\u0103tinel spre Basarabia, la 4.40 eram deja \u00een Pia\u0163a Muncii. Nu am crezut c\u0103 distan\u0163a aia se poate face \u00een 20 de minute. Dup\u0103 mintea c\u00e2inelui meu, \u0103sta fusese de-abia preludiul: a luat-o frumos \u00een sus pe Mihai Bravu. Dar dat fiind c\u0103 nu m\u0103 tenta s\u0103 v\u0103d \u015etefan cel Mare la 6 diminea\u0163a, am \u0163ipat la ea prea pu\u0163in educativ \u015fi am cobor\u00e2t am\u00e2ndou\u0103 jos, s\u0103 a\u015ftept\u0103m primul metrou al dimine\u0163ii spre Titan.<\/p>\n
Needless to say, angaja\u0163ii Metrorex s-au uitat la noi ca la mere p\u0103dure\u0163e. Eu am a\u0163ipit \u00een metrou, dar c\u00e2inele i-a adulmecat pe to\u0163i pasagerii \u015fi s-a angajat \u00een tandre\u0163uri cu vreo trei. \u0102ia s-au \u00eemprietenit \u00eentre ei, apoi mi-au spus cu \u00een\u0163elegere: “Acum a\u0163i ie\u015fit din tura de noapte, nu? L\u0103sa\u0163i, c\u0103 v\u0103 obi\u015fnui\u0163i cu timpul”.<\/p>\n
Acum, iar am c\u00e2rcel la o fes\u0103, \u015fi de data asta, nu e dn motive sexuale. \ud83d\ude00 Mens insana in corpore sano!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I-a\u0163i admirat vreodat\u0103 pe atle\u0163ii din Kenya \u015fi toate performan\u0163ele lor aproape supraumane de la probele de alerg\u0103ri? \u015ei eu m-am minunat, pe c\u00e2nd...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}