{"id":3128,"date":"2011-01-02T13:21:32","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T10:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3128"},"modified":"2011-01-02T13:21:32","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T10:21:32","slug":"post-coitum-omne-animal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/post-coitum-omne-animal\/","title":{"rendered":"post coitum, omne animal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>triste est &#8211; zice latinul. noi ne-am propus s\u0103 fim mai erotici de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, am fost. azi, decret\u0103m zi de triste\u0163e postcoital\u0103. azi e ziua migrenei aprige, a cearc\u0103nelor c\u00e2t capacele borcanelor, a &#8220;de m\u00e2ine m\u0103 adun \u015fi m\u0103 pun pe treab\u0103 c\u0103 nu mai merge a\u015fa&#8221;, a unei u\u015foare indigestii (c\u0103 am m\u00e2ncat moderat, nu ca voi \ud83d\ude42 ) \u015fi a unei pofte de citit literatur\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103. din punctul meu de vedere &#8211; cititul (distragerea \u015fi canalizarea aten\u0163iei c\u0103tre o lume fictiv\u0103) e \u00een continuare singurul remediu valabil pentru durerea de cap.<\/p>\n<p>Apropo de citit &#8211; mai exist\u0103 oameni care \u00eemprumut\u0103 c\u0103r\u0163i? \u015fi dac\u0103 da, cum se asigur\u0103 c\u0103 le primesc \u00eenapoi?<\/p>\n<p>\u00centre noi fie vorba &#8211; mie (da, recunosc, post-coital tristesse) \u00eemprumutul de c\u0103r\u0163i mi se pare similar furtului de muzic\u0103 de pe torente. Adic\u0103 e vorba de un content pentru care, conform legii, tu trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti o anumit\u0103 sum\u0103 de bani. Dar pe care tu \u0163i-l \u00eensu\u015fe\u015fti gratuit.<\/p>\n<p>Cum ar fi s\u0103 se scoat\u0103 \u00eemprumutul de c\u0103r\u0163i \u00een afara legii?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei discu\u0163ie \u00eentre fra\u0163i:<\/p>\n<p>Eu: Te iubesc. Te iubesc sincer, din toat\u0103 inima, m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 te am, c\u0103 e\u015fti l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine chiar dac\u0103 e\u015fti departe, c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi, c\u0103 m\u0103 sus\u0163ii \u015fi c\u0103 putem vorbi la orice or\u0103 din zi \u015fi din noapte.<br \/>\nFrate-meu: \u015ei eu.<br \/>\nEu: \u015ei tu ce?<br \/>\nFrate-meu: \u015ei eu m\u0103 iubesc sincer \u015fi-a\u015fa mai departe. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>triste est &#8211; zice latinul. noi ne-am propus s\u0103 fim mai erotici de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, am fost. azi, decret\u0103m zi de triste\u0163e postcoital\u0103. azi e&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}