\u0162i-e cald, deschizi geamul s\u0103 aerise\u015fti \u00eenc\u0103perea, te enerveaz\u0103 frigul, \u00eel \u00eenchizi la loc. Vrei muzic\u0103. Nimic din ce ai pe calculator nu te tenteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
Cau\u0163i pe iutub un playlist al artistului X. Te enerveaz\u0103. \u00cenchizi iconi\u0163a. Te enerveaz\u0103 \u015fi lini\u015ftea. Faci zapping pe televizor; toate mutrele care apar pe ecran cer palme. Unele cer pumni. \u015ei unele cer chiar pul\u0103-n gur\u0103. \u00cenchizi televizorul, deschizi o bere. Te enerveaz\u0103 c\u0103-i amar\u0103. Mai ai cafea – dar simplul g\u00e2nd la cafea \u00ee\u0163i st\u00e2rne\u015fte grea\u0163\u0103, la dracu’, iar ai exagerat cu cofeina. Mai ai o cutie cu suc de portocale – dar e acr\u0103 – \u015fi lapte – care e gre\u0163os. \u00cenchizi frigiderul.<\/p>\n
Parc\u0103 ai m\u00e2nca ceva, dar nu \u015ftii ce. Dai un click la ni\u015fte delivery-uri. Le urezi \u00een g\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u015fi bage \u00een cur cartofii pr\u0103ji\u0163i cu pulpe de pui \u015fi Cola 330 ml. Parc\u0103 un chinezesc, ceva… Nu, g\u00e2ndul la mirosul m\u00e2nc\u0103rii chineze\u015fti \u00ee\u0163i \u00eentoarce stomacul pe dos.<\/p>\n
Ai suna pe cineva, dar nimeni din agend\u0103 nu te \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103. Toat\u0103 lumea are o tr\u0103s\u0103tur\u0103 iritant\u0103, din categoriile a) ur\u00e2t(\u0103), b) prost (proast\u0103), c) zdrean\u0163\u0103 (de ambe sexe), d) p\u0103mp\u0103l\u0103u \/ t\u00e2mpi\u0163ic\u0103. Unii izbutesc performan\u0163a de a intra \u00een toate categoriile. Bun, arunci telefonul \u00een geant\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ai de lucru. Dar nu ai chef. Stai ca vita \u00een fa\u0163a ecranului pe care se l\u0103f\u0103ie Wordul. \u015ei, sim\u0163i a\u015fa, c\u0103 parc\u0103 \u0163i-e cald.<\/p>\n
\u015fi bucl\u0103<\/p>\n
E semn c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-\u0163i vin\u0103.<\/p>\n
Iar cine v\u0103 zice c\u0103 exist\u0103 leacuri, m\u0103-sa-i curv\u0103. V-o zice una care ia ginseng, “an effective herbal treatment for PMS”. Muie leacurilor b\u0103be\u015fti (indiferent de culoarea pielii \u015fi continentul de origine al babei). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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