lorena lupu: chinezul meu m\u0103 face iar s\u0103 r\u00e2d
\nNedo: ce chinez?
\nNedo: cu cartea?
\nlorena lupu:<\/p>\n
Poporul englez rafinat ne-a dat un nume mai civilizat pentru gaz \u2013 flatulen\u0163\u0103. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Nedo: =))
\nlorena lupu: iar noi, poporu rom\u00e2n \u0163op\u00e2rlan, le ziceam b\u0103\u015fini
\nNedo: noi le zicem v\u00eentu
\nNedo: fuuuuuck!!!!!
\nNedo: a tras unu o b\u0103\u015fin\u0103 \u00een vecini
\nNedo: se cam aude \u00een pere\u0163i
\nNedo: pe bune
\nlorena lupu:<\/p>\nDe\u015fi este st\u00e2njenitoare \u015fi incomod\u0103, produc\u0163ia \u015fi eliminarea gazului intestinal este un proces normal al sistemului digestiv. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n
lorena lupu: a\u015fa zice chinezu
\nlorena lupu: deci scuz\u0103-l
\nNedo: b\u0103i, o prieten\u0103 de-a mea s-a operat de apendicit\u0103
\nNedo: \u015fi a stat \u00eentr-un salon cu mai mul\u0163i
\nlorena lupu: \u015fi s-a b\u0103\u015fit pe mas\u0103
\nNedo: pula, nu.
\nNedo: \u015fi dup\u0103 opera\u0163ie
\nNedo: trebuia s\u0103 trag\u0103 o b\u0103\u015fin\u0103 ca s\u0103 \u00eei dea \u0103\u015ftia s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00eence
\nNedo: \u015fi, \u00een sf\u00eer\u015fit, \u00ee\u015fi trage ea prima b\u0103\u015fin\u0103
\nlorena lupu: a\u015fa era regula jocului?
\nNedo: \u015fi \u0103\u015ftia, \u00een salon, numa’ n-au desf\u0103cut o \u015fampanie
\nNedo: felicit\u0103ri, chestii
\nlorena lupu: \u015fi dac\u0103 o d\u0103dea silen\u0163ioas\u0103? \ud83d\ude2f
\nNedo: bravo, ai tras prima b\u0103\u015fin\u0103 (ai luat la facultate, s\u0103-\u0163i tr\u0103iasc\u0103 feti\u0163a, fir \u00eentins, etc)
\nNedo: dac\u0103 o d\u0103dea silen\u0163ioas\u0103, era a\u015fa. dou\u0103 puncte, urmeaz\u0103 un banc
\nNedo: o bab\u0103 \u015fi un mo\u015f \u00een biseric\u0103
\nNedo: \u0103\u0219tia se rugau acolo
\nNedo: \u0219i la un moment dat baba \u00eei d\u0103 un cot mo\u0219ului
\nNedo: pssss… marinele… psst!
\nNedo: am tras o b\u0103\u0219in\u0103 din aceea lung\u0103, da’ a fost mut\u0103
\nNedo: \u0219i \u00eentorc\u00eendu-se c\u0103tre altar, cu palmele \u00eempreunate
\nNedo: ce s\u0103 fac???
\nNedo: la care mo\u0219ul: \u00ceN PRIMUL R\u00ceND S\u0102-\u021aI SCHIMBI BATERIA LA APARATUL AUDITIV, \u0218I-N AL DOILEA R\u00ceND, NU MAI STRIGA LA MINE!!!!!
\nlorena lupu: :)))))
\nlorena lupu: \u00cen Capela Sixtin\u0103, finala campionatului mondial de b\u0103\u015fini. Trei finali\u015fti: neam\u0163ul, rusul \u015fi \u0163iganul. lorena lupu: Primul se b\u0103\u015fe\u015fte neam\u0163ul.Se sparg geamurile \u015fi \u00eencep clopotele s\u0103 r\u0103sune de zgomotul asurzitor. Toat\u0103 lumea este entuziasmat\u0103.
\nlorena lupu: Urmeaz\u0103 rusul. Se b\u0103\u015fe\u015fte at\u00e2t de tare \u00eenc\u00e2t cade tencuiala de pe pere\u0163i \u015fi se fisureaz\u0103 tavanul. To\u0163i cei prezen\u0163i izbucnesc \u00een urale.
\nlorena lupu: Vine r\u00e2ndul \u0163iganului. Se aude un f\u00e2s\u00e2it \u015fi de undeva de sus cade doar un cui. To\u0163i z\u00e2mbesc condescendent, apoi privesc in sus. Dintr-o pictur\u0103, Isus pe cruce se \u0163inea cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 de nas.
\nNedo: :))))))<\/p>\n(Mai trece un timp)<\/p>\n
lorena lupu: \u015ftii c\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103\u015finile au cauze emo\u0163ionale?
\nlorena lupu: a\u015fa zice chinezu
\nNedo: da
\nNedo: dar nu s\u00eent emo\u021bii puternice
\nNedo: una e s\u0103 zici m-am c\u0103cat pe mine de fric\u0103
\nNedo: \u0219i alta e s\u0103 tragi o b\u0103\u0219in\u0103 care spune totul de la sine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"lorena lupu: chinezul meu m\u0103 face iar s\u0103 r\u00e2d Nedo: ce chinez? Nedo: cu cartea? lorena lupu: Poporul englez rafinat ne-a dat un nume...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}