aici<\/a>:<\/p>\nPe atunci nu existam. Dar at\u00e2tea remarci de\u015ftepte legate de via\u0163a \u015fi opera mea m-au f\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 scol la via\u0163\u0103. Afl\u00e2nd c\u0103 m-am \u00eentrupat \u00eentru carne, oase \u015fi literatur\u0103, Lorena \u015fi Beatrix m-au invitat ca al treilea colaborator pe blogul lor.<\/p>\n
Desigur, la arta \u015fi valoarea mea, aceste dou\u0103 umile discipule m-au f\u0103cut s\u0103 z\u00e2mbesc sargasmic.<\/p>\n
\u015ei, a\u015fa, de \u00eenceput, i-am acordat un modest interviu Lorenei:<\/p>\n
LL: Bun\u0103 seara. Trebuie s\u0103 recunosc, sunt foarte emo\u0163ionat\u0103, sunte\u0163i primul autor fictiv care a st\u00e2rnit at\u00e2ta v\u00e2lv\u0103…<\/p>\n
PH: Draga mea, stai s\u0103 treci \u015fi tu \u00eentru fic\u0163iune, s\u0103 vezi c\u00e2t\u0103 v\u00e2lv\u0103 o s\u0103 st\u00e2rne\u015fti. Pentru c\u0103 vezi tu, copila mea, cu c\u00e2t suntem mai fictivi, cu at\u00e2t, paradoxal, avem mai mult\u0103 carne de ros pe p\u0103r\u0163ile noastre dorsale, pe… os sacrum, dac\u0103 \u00eemi permi\u0163i o mic\u0103 luare \u00een de\u015fert?<\/p>\n
LL: Faptul c\u0103 sunte\u0163i fictiv are vreo influen\u0163\u0103 asupra operei dvs.?<\/p>\n
PH: Oh, dar bine\u00een\u0163eles! Ce \u00eentrebare naiv\u0103! O persoan\u0103 fictiv\u0103 nu are griji efemere \u015fi ridicule, cum ar fi o locuin\u0163\u0103, eventual necesit\u0103\u0163i lume\u015fti, trupe\u015fti \u015fi omene\u015fti, o persoan\u0103 fictiv\u0103 se poate arunca pe culmile artei f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 nevoie de plas\u0103 de siguran\u0163\u0103, c\u0103ci chiar dac\u0103 pr\u0103bu\u015fi-se-va, oasele sale fictive nu vor suferi v\u0103t\u0103mare. Deci o persoan\u0103 fictiv\u0103 este modelul ideal de creator. De ce crezi tu c\u0103 Dumnezeu e fictiv?<\/p>\n
LL: \u015ei toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 controvers\u0103…<\/p>\n
PH: Scump\u0103 copil\u0103, bad publicity is still advertising, ca s\u0103 citez un ilustru str\u0103mo\u015f al meu tot fictiv. Ador s\u0103 fiu atacat, \u00eenjurat, agresat, contestat, h\u0103r\u0163uit, catalogat, timbrat \u015fi f\u0103cut po\u015ft\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 \u015fi orgoliul meu e fictiv, deci nu are cum s\u0103 fie atins de noroaie.<\/p>\n
LL: \u015ei totu\u015fi, nu ave\u0163i un hobby care s\u0103 v\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103 regreta\u0163i faptul c\u0103 sunte\u0163i fictiv?<\/p>\n
PH: Orice hobby bazat pe lucruri concrete cere \u00eendem\u00e2nare. Care cere practic\u0103. Aceasta obose\u015fte. Murd\u0103re\u015fte. Transpir\u0103. Pe c\u00e2nd hobby-urile abstracte…<\/p>\n
LL: \u015ei care e hobby-ul dvs. abstract preferat?<\/p>\n
PH: Hai s\u0103-l l\u0103s\u0103m s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 abstract. (z\u00e2mbe\u015fte larg).<\/p>\n
LL: \u015ei familia dvs. este tot fictiv\u0103?<\/p>\n
PH: Spre marea mea fericire, da.<\/p>\n
LL: Fericire? Dar de ce fericire?<\/p>\n
PH: P\u0103i nu \u015fti\u0163i ce pain in the… (z\u00e2mbe\u015fte subtil) asset without the last two letters e o familie?<\/p>\n
LL: Dar spune\u0163i-mi…<\/p>\n
PH: Ei, gata! F\u0103r\u0103 at\u00e2tea \u00eentreb\u0103ri! Vreau s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n fictiv \u015fi misterios.<\/p>\n
LL: Dar vre\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 al\u0103tura\u0163i micii \u015fi fictivei noastre redac\u0163ii, numite “Lorena Lupu & Friends”?<\/p>\n
PH: Bine\u00een\u0163eles. Oric\u00e2t de fictiv ar fi cineva, are nevoie de un loc concret unde s\u0103 demonstreze ceea ce poate!<\/p>\n
Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut. De azi, suntem trois. Three. Drei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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