{"id":3270,"date":"2011-01-29T11:33:06","date_gmt":"2011-01-29T08:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3270"},"modified":"2011-01-29T11:33:06","modified_gmt":"2011-01-29T08:33:06","slug":"fistingul-vinovat-de-inmultirea-cazurilor-de-artrita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/fistingul-vinovat-de-inmultirea-cazurilor-de-artrita\/","title":{"rendered":"Fistingul, vinovat de \u00eenmul\u0163irea cazurilor de artrit\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La postarea anterioar\u0103, un troll a l\u0103sat urm\u0103torul link.\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.evz.ro\/detalii\/stiri\/sexul-oral-vinovat-de-inmultirea-cancerului-in-gat-919530.html\">http:\/\/www.evz.ro\/detalii\/stiri\/sexul-oral-vinovat-de-inmultirea-cancerului-in-gat-919530.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Eu nu am luat-o ca pe o \u00eencercare de a-mi r\u0103ni alesele sentimente, ci ca pe o dorin\u0163\u0103 de a-mi ar\u0103ta cum se scrie o \u015ftire. A\u015fadar, iat\u0103 varianta mea:<\/p>\n<p>Cunilingusul, vinovat de \u00eenmul\u0163irea cazurilor de candidoz\u0103 bucal\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Un grup de cercet\u0103tori americani a identificat recent cre\u015fterea alarmant\u0103 a cazurilor de candidoz\u0103 bucal\u0103 la persoanele cu v\u00e2rste cuprinse \u00eentre 10 &#8211; 70 de ani.<\/p>\n<p>Dat fiind c\u0103, \u00een urma ultimului scandal generat de probiotice, nimeni nu mai cump\u0103r\u0103 Activia, s-a descoperit c\u0103 principalul vinovat \u00een aceast\u0103 epidemie este <em>dec\u00e2t<\/em> cunilingusul practicat aleatoriu \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 discern\u0103m\u00e2nt.<br \/>\n\u00cen func\u0163ie de profunzimea contactului, s-au descoperit urm\u0103toarele forme: candidoza dentar\u0103, pentru cei care, conform expresiei, &#8220;plimb\u0103 doar botu&#8221;, candidoza papulelor, pentru cei specializa\u0163i pe cercule\u0163e \u015fi candidoza frenului limbii, pentru cei care au ca hobby mineritul, arheologia \u015fi speologia.<\/p>\n<p>sau<\/p>\n<p>Fistingul, principal vinovat de sindromul de tunel carpian<\/p>\n<p>Obiceiurile sexuale \u00een ziua de azi s-au modificat, c\u0103z\u00e2nd \u00een gaura neagr\u0103 a deprav\u0103rii \u015fi arunc\u00e2nd tineretul \u00een ghearele tuturor bolilor. Cum ar fi \u015fi sindromul de tunel carpian, flagelul secolului XXI, cel care v\u0103 va face m\u00e2nu\u0163a s\u0103 se usuce \u015fi s\u0103 cad\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00cen urma presiunii exercitate de vaginul nes\u0103\u0163ios al partenerei, se va exercita o compresie asupra nervului median, cel care este direct responsabil de buna utilizare a m\u00e2inii \u00een diversele scopuri pentru care aceasta a fost creat\u0103. Compresia nervului median v\u0103 va da simptome de amor\u0163eal\u0103 \u015fi tremur\u0103turi, care vor exercita un surplus de stimulare asupra respectivului vagin, iar acesta se va contracta \u015fi mai tare, produc\u00e2nd o compresie \u015fi mai puternic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Se intr\u0103 astfel \u00eentr-un cerc vicios, din care nu pute\u0163i ie\u015fi dec\u00e2t cu unul, dou\u0103, ba chiar trei degete lips\u0103, except\u00e2nd cazurile \u00een care sunte\u0163i sportiv de performan\u0163\u0103, cu antrenament \u00een utilizarea m\u00e2inii. Atunci, o pute\u0163i \u00eempinge mai departe, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een uter. Iar dac\u0103 ave\u0163i noroc, pute\u0163i da m\u00e2na cu viitorii dumneavoastr\u0103 urma\u015fi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La postarea anterioar\u0103, un troll a l\u0103sat urm\u0103torul link.\u00a0http:\/\/www.evz.ro\/detalii\/stiri\/sexul-oral-vinovat-de-inmultirea-cancerului-in-gat-919530.html &nbsp; Eu nu am luat-o ca pe o \u00eencercare de a-mi r\u0103ni alesele sentimente, ci&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}