Oric\u00e2t mi-l \u00eenjura\u0163i voi pe Nedormitul, eu cu el am cele mai halucinante dialoguri pe messenger. Bine, se pot compara cu cele pe care le am cu Piticigratis c\u00e2nd e el \u00een toane de aberat crunt, dar Piticigratis are chef mai rar. De aceea, cu acceptul Nedormitului, postez o nou\u0103 abera\u0163ie marca “de la trei noaptea \u00eencolo”.<\/p>\n
Nedo: auzi, da’ \u0103ia 12 centimetri de unde se m\u0103soar\u0103?
\nlorena lupu: nu \u015ftiu
\nNedo: p\u0103i eram curios, c\u0103 eu am 12 \u0219i un pic, da’ nu \u0219tiu de unde
\nlorena lupu: presupun c\u0103 doar pula propriu-zis\u0103
\nNedo: asta cu lungimea e o porc\u0103rie, oricum
\nlorena lupu: \u015fi cam at\u00e2t o are \u015fi XXXXXX, chit c\u0103 se laud\u0103 c\u0103 are o imensitate
\nlorena lupu: at\u00e2t e normal
\nNedo: trebe m\u0103surat volumul. o bagi \u00eentr-un vas gradat \u0219i o m\u0103sori
\nlorena lupu: nu, asta e deja lab\u0103
\nNedo: \u00een ap\u0103
\nNedo: \u0219i care tri\u0219eaz\u0103 \u0219i se pi\u0219\u0103 \u00een ap\u0103, l-ai descalificat. e simplu
\nlorena lupu: deci iei vasul plin cu ap\u0103
\nlorena lupu: bagi pula
\nNedo: nu plin
\nlorena lupu: vezi c\u00e2t\u0103 ap\u0103 se vars\u0103
\nNedo: c\u0103 dup-aia d\u0103 pe l\u00eeng\u0103
\nlorena lupu: logic c\u0103 d\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103, asta e \u015fi ideea. \u015fi ce r\u0103m\u00e2ne scazi din volumul total
\nNedo: bun \u0219i a\u0219a
\nlorena lupu: \u015fi determini diferen\u0163a
\nlorena lupu: p\u0103i altfel cum?
\nNedo: o s\u0103 fie unii care o s\u0103 amestece \u00een ap\u0103
\nNedo: s\u0103 o agite
\nNedo: s\u0103 se verse mai mult\u0103. care cum \u0219i-a mi\u0219cat-o, l-ai descalificat! punct!<\/p>\n
(St\u0103 lorena lupu, se g\u00e2nde\u015fte, mai ia o gur\u0103 de bere).<\/p>\n
lorena lupu: dar, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, ce rost are? s\u0103 se laude lumea: am un litru de pul\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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