{"id":3289,"date":"2011-02-05T04:32:07","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T01:32:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3289"},"modified":"2011-02-05T04:32:07","modified_gmt":"2011-02-05T01:32:07","slug":"lui-casanova-nu-i-se-mai-scoala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/lui-casanova-nu-i-se-mai-scoala\/","title":{"rendered":"Lui Casanova nu i se mai scoal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Din p\u0103cate, nu avem acces dec\u00e2t la o mic\u0103 parte din propriile noastre resurse. Iar dac\u0103 abuz\u0103m de ea, r\u0103m\u00e2nem usca\u0163i \u015fi goi pe din\u0103untru, ca ni\u015fte din\u0163i caria\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Cum e s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 po\u0163i, dar s\u0103 nu po\u0163i? S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 ai acces doar la &#8211; s\u0103 zicem 5% din tine, cei 5% pe care i-ai ars pe repede \u00eenainte, \u015fi s\u0103 mai existe un 95% de care s\u0103 nu te po\u0163i folosi? Ce anume \u00eemi reteaz\u0103 accesul meu la mine?<\/p>\n<p>Eu sunt un creier. M\u0103 rog, mai am m\u00e2ini, picioare, etc. &#8211; irelevant. Esen\u0163a este c\u0103 sunt un creier. \u015ei nu \u00eemi place s\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 pot face orice, oricum, oric\u00e2nd, oriunde cu acest creier al meu. Creierul meu care poate lua form\u0103 de avion, de coropi\u015fni\u0163\u0103 sau de pizd\u0103, dup\u0103 cum vreau eu. C\u00e2t vreau eu.<\/p>\n<p>Ei, bine, c\u00e2nd creierul meu nu mai vrea &#8211; sau nu mai poate &#8211; s\u0103 se muleze pe voin\u0163a mea, m\u0103 oftic, m\u0103 enervez, m\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rt prin cas\u0103 ca un coi \u00een g\u0103leat\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103 simt cu adev\u0103rat umilit\u0103. Nici un om din exterior nu poate s\u0103 m\u0103 umileasc\u0103 mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t creierul meu, \u00een momentele \u00een care refuz\u0103 s\u0103 produc\u0103. Sunt ca un Casanova pe care \u00eel las\u0103 pula ante portas.<\/p>\n<p>Diferen\u0163a este c\u0103 acesta o folosea mereu integral. Dac\u0103 ar fi b\u0103gat numai 5% (cam c\u00e2t putem b\u0103ga noi, oamenii, din creierul nostru), \u015fi i-ar fi r\u0103mas 95% de pul\u0103 nefolosit\u0103, ar fi avut un motiv real de frustrare. \u0102la pe care \u00eel am eu acum.<\/p>\n<p>Exist\u0103 oare o modalitate prin care s\u0103 am acces la mai mult din mine? \u00centreb dup\u0103 ce am \u00eencercat toate substan\u0163ele prin care mi-a\u015f fi putut da electro\u015focuri la creier &#8211; dar nimic nu pare s\u0103 aib\u0103 efect. Sunt ca Petric\u0103, strig\u00e2nd \u00een van: &#8220;Lupul!&#8221; Nu mai vin s\u0103tenii, stau \u00eenghesui\u0163i \u00een sinapsele lor \u015fi se fac c\u0103 plou\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>E nasol s\u0103 nu po\u0163i. Voi, aceia c\u0103rora vi s-a culcat \u00eentr-un moment delicat, \u015fti\u0163i despre ce vorbesc. Fetelor, voi v-a\u0163i descurcat mim\u00e2nd, deci nu a\u0163i tr\u0103it senza\u0163ia aia cumplit\u0103 de jen\u0103. Dar sunt lucruri pe care nu ai cum s\u0103 le mimezi. Un paralizat \u00een c\u0103ruciorul cu rotile nu poate mima mersul, un Casanova impotent nu poate mima erec\u0163ia, iar eu nu pot mima lucrurile pe care m\u0103 pricep doar s\u0103 le fac pe bune sau deloc.<\/p>\n<p>Dar cred c\u0103 am devenit incoerent\u0103. 5%, futu-i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Din p\u0103cate, nu avem acces dec\u00e2t la o mic\u0103 parte din propriile noastre resurse. 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