{"id":3321,"date":"2011-02-15T13:23:52","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T10:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3321"},"modified":"2011-02-15T13:23:52","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T10:23:52","slug":"postarea-din-ziua-in-care-n-am-despre-ce-sa-scriu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/postarea-din-ziua-in-care-n-am-despre-ce-sa-scriu\/","title":{"rendered":"Postarea din ziua \u00een care n-am despre ce s\u0103 scriu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>sunt chestii care te fac s\u0103 \u00eenjuri Valentine&#8217;s day suge via\u0163a e grea bine c\u0103-i scurt\u0103 ieri l-am v\u0103zut pe Bendeac la magazin ce ar fi s\u0103 scriu o fic\u0163iune plictisitoare \u015fi cli\u015feistic\u0103 despre via\u0163a lui da&#8217; n-are rost c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eencepe\u0163i s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eenjura\u0163i aiurea \u015fi nu-i asta ideea prietenii mei sunt fie prea ardei iu\u0163i fie prea m\u0103m\u0103ligi fie \u015fi una \u015fi alta vreau un prieten de era s\u0103 scriu ciocolat\u0103 dar to\u0163i o s\u0103 v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u0163i la un negru cu pula mare \u015fi nu-s rasist\u0103 dar prefer pulele albe care nu-s de fapt albe ci roz ro\u015fii brune depinde de pigmentarea tenului deci vreau un prieten dintr-un polimer care \u00eenc\u0103 nu s-a inventat vreau pe lun\u0103 vreau pe marte dar dac\u0103 merg eu pe marte s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u015fi fabrica Nivea pe marte cu mine vreau s\u0103 fac baie \u00eentr-o cad\u0103 plin\u0103 cu crem\u0103 Nivea vreau s\u0103 plou\u0103 cu crem\u0103 Nivea vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi adaug crem\u0103 Nivea \u00een cafeaua de diminea\u0163\u0103 mam\u0103 c\u00e2t aberez s\u0103 m\u0103 opreasc\u0103 dracu&#8217; cineva.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa e c\u00e2nd n-ai un subiect.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei, f\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5TIVnq2kkjY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sunt chestii care te fac s\u0103 \u00eenjuri Valentine&#8217;s day suge via\u0163a e grea bine c\u0103-i scurt\u0103 ieri l-am v\u0103zut pe Bendeac la magazin ce&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}