{"id":3330,"date":"2011-02-17T13:08:27","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T10:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3330"},"modified":"2011-02-17T13:08:27","modified_gmt":"2011-02-17T10:08:27","slug":"sictirul-e-ca-o-pereche-de-colanti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sictirul-e-ca-o-pereche-de-colanti\/","title":{"rendered":"Sictirul e ca o pereche de colan\u0163i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Super sexy \u00een teorie, na\u015fpa \u00een realitate. O poart\u0103 cine \u00ee\u015fi permite \u015fi cine crede c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi permite. \u00cen cele mai multe cazuri, a doua variant\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Le-a\u0163i observat pe femeile alea care au impresia c\u0103 masa de triste\u0163e amorf\u0103 cu care m\u0103tur\u0103 asfaltul \u00een urma lor este metamorfozat\u0103 \u00eentr-un m\u0103r apetisant prin simpla atingere a unui strat de spandex? Ele cred c\u0103, independent de starea bucilor pe care le \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015feaz\u0103 sau, dup\u0103 caz, sugrum\u0103, colan\u0163ii sunt ceva sexy \u00een esen\u0163a lor. Dac\u0103 <a href=\"http:\/\/i707.photobucket.com\/albums\/ww77\/hotgirlaccount\/keyra-augustina-ass-white-pant-stri.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\">Keyra Augustina<\/a> arat\u0103 bine \u00een colan\u0163i, e clar meritul lor, al colan\u0163ilor.<\/p>\n<p>La fel e \u015fi cu atitudinea aia de sictir mi\u015ftoc\u0103resc, pseudomizantropia de balt\u0103 pe care o vedem din ce \u00een ce mai des online. C\u0103 doar ia uite ce bine merge sc\u00e2rba de oameni la Piticigratis, n-ar fi grozav s-o \u00eencerci \u015fi tu?<\/p>\n<p>Nu. Nu m\u0103 lua cu texte de tipul &#8220;Lucrezi \u00eentr-un birou? Trebuie c\u0103 e\u015fti o dron\u0103 complet emaciat\u0103 pe interior&#8221; dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti extrem de calificat \u00een pwnologie pentru ce-o s\u0103 urmeze. Pentru c\u0103 cel mai probabil nu e\u015fti. Cel mai probabil e\u015fti un imitaci care a v\u0103zut c\u0103 arogan\u0163a sictirit\u0103 e cool. Doar c\u0103 pe tine nu te face s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i ca un tip de o superioritate deta\u015fat\u0103, ci ca un bou ur\u00e2cios.<\/p>\n<p>Totul a \u00eenceput cu <a href=\"http:\/\/maddox.xmission.com\/\">Maddox<\/a> \u015fi valul de minions care au r\u0103s\u0103rit dup\u0103 el. Mai t\u00e2rziu au ap\u0103rut \u015fi la noi c\u00e2\u0163iva sictiri\u0163i foarte reu\u015fi\u0163i, cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103. \u015ei apoi inevitabila mare de caricaturi proaste, care nu \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 este vorba de un anumit tip de umor \u015fi nu doar sc\u00e2rb\u0103 de dragul sc\u00e2rbei. \u015ei c\u0103 poate fi super amuzant dac\u0103 e\u015fti un om super amuzant, super inteligent dac\u0103 e\u015fti un om super inteligent, \u015fi super lame dac\u0103 e\u015fti un om super lame. Ceea ce probabil c\u0103 e\u015fti. Statistic vorbind.<\/p>\n<p>Colan\u0163ii \u015fi mizantropia nu transform\u0103. Doar scot \u00een eviden\u0163\u0103 ceea ce ai deja. Ambele sunt sexy doar atunci c\u00e2nd \u015fi circumvolu\u0163iunile din spatele lor sunt f\u0103r\u0103 cusur.<\/p>\n<p>aritsch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super sexy \u00een teorie, na\u015fpa \u00een realitate. O poart\u0103 cine \u00ee\u015fi permite \u015fi cine crede c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi permite. \u00cen cele mai multe cazuri, a&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}