{"id":3363,"date":"2011-02-26T12:32:45","date_gmt":"2011-02-26T09:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3363"},"modified":"2011-02-26T12:32:45","modified_gmt":"2011-02-26T09:32:45","slug":"selectia-publicului-la-romanii-au-talent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/selectia-publicului-la-romanii-au-talent\/","title":{"rendered":"Selec\u0163ia publicului la &quot;Rom\u00e2nii au talent&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anun\u0163 angajare: &#8220;\u015etii s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi la comand\u0103? \u015etii s\u0103 mimezi orgasmul simplu, orgasmul multiplu \u015fi orgasmul cervical la comand\u0103? \u015etii s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti spasm catharctic metempsihotic \u015fi apocaliptic la comand\u0103? Sun\u0103 la&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Acum pe bune, vou\u0103 nu vi se pare c\u0103 publicul de la &#8220;Rom\u00e2nii au talent&#8221; e nenatural \u00een reac\u0163ii? Casc\u0103 o gras\u0103 gura s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un tril &#8211; trei adolescen\u0163i pl\u00e2ng de zor. De la prima c\u0103scare de gur\u0103, nene! \u015ei Andra. M\u0103 rog, de la o femeie \u00een ultimele luni de sarcin\u0103 te a\u015ftep\u0163i s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 din orice, dar de la trei pu\u015ftani care m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 aripioare la KFC, comand\u0103 pizza la Jerry&#8217;s \u015fi joac\u0103 WoW nu. Trei pu\u015ftani rom\u00e2ni normali se uit\u0103 la un clip cu Monserrat Caballe \u015fi singura lor concluzie e &#8220;H\u0103h\u0103, ce gras\u0103\u0103\u0103!&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CaJ2hi-BN-k?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>OK, don&#8217;t get me wrong, e de o mie de ori mai ok dec\u00e2t publicul vizibil plictisit de la &#8220;Un show p\u0103c\u0103tos&#8221;, de pild\u0103 \u015fi reac\u0163iile lor vizibil scremute. M\u0103car cei tr\u0103iri\u015fti de la &#8220;Rom\u00e2nii au talent&#8221; au reac\u0163ii relativ autentice &#8211; de unde deducem c\u0103 to\u0163i &#8211; to\u0163i sunt actori profesioni\u015fti. Le-a t\u0103iat statul 25% din pu\u0163inul pe care \u00eel luau &#8211; s-au dus cu mic cu mare la &#8220;Rom\u00e2nii au talent&#8221;, s\u0103 joace rolul &#8220;publicul&#8221;. Dar dac\u0103 tot \u00eel joac\u0103, de ce s\u0103 nu joace un public rom\u00e2n credibil? Singurul om care reac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 normal la show-ul \u0103la e Mihai Petre. Sau \u015fi Moisescu e gravid\u0103? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anun\u0163 angajare: &#8220;\u015etii s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi la comand\u0103? \u015etii s\u0103 mimezi orgasmul simplu, orgasmul multiplu \u015fi orgasmul cervical la comand\u0103? \u015etii s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti spasm catharctic&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}