Una dintre cele mai enervante stratageme muiere\u015fti \u00een domeniul seduc\u0163iei este “te-am sup\u0103rat?”<\/p>\n
Sunt c\u00e2te unele ale dracu’ de nesigure pe ele. \u015ei atunci, au senza\u0163ia c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 justifice \u00een permanen\u0163\u0103 faptul c\u0103 te caut\u0103. Tehnica e a\u015fa:<\/p>\n
“Alo, bun\u0103, sunt Eliza. Auzi, data trecut\u0103 mi s-a p\u0103rut c\u0103 m-ai salutat cam rece? Te-am sup\u0103rat?”<\/p>\n
O chestie pe care scroafa penal\u0103 care are, s\u0103 zicem, dou\u0103 milioane s\u0103-\u0163i dea de un car de vreme nu se simte s-o \u00eentrebe. Dar Eliza da.<\/p>\n
“Nu, eram gr\u0103bit(\u0103) \u015fi at\u00e2t”.<\/p>\n
Urmeaz\u0103 un dialog de un sfert de ha\u015f \u00een care Eliza te ia din toate unghiurile, cer\u00e2ndu-\u015fi scuze pentru tot ce n-a f\u0103cut, \u00een timp ce tu e\u015fti din ce \u00een ce mai bomb\u0103 cu ceas.<\/p>\n
A doua zi, Eliza \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 SMS: “Auzi, ieri mi-ai p\u0103rut cam iritat(\u0103). E\u015fti sup\u0103rat(\u0103) pe mine?”<\/p>\n
“NU!”<\/p>\n
“Dar de ce un r\u0103spuns at\u00e2t de laconic?”<\/p>\n
“Am treab\u0103, ne mai auzim”.<\/p>\n
Peste \u00eenc\u0103 o zi, Eliza te ia \u00een primire pe mess:<\/p>\n
vacaidioata44: credeam ca ma suni.
\nom_normal: de ce?
\nvacaidioata44: ca ziceai ca ne mai auzim. nu ne-am mai auzit
\nom_normal: nu am dat o data exacta a auzitului. am zis de un viitor nedefinit.
\nvacaidioata44: sigur nu esti suparat(a) pe mine si de-aia nu m-ai sunat?
\nom_normal: \ud83d\udc7f \ud83d\udc7f \ud83d\udc7f \ud83d\udc7f \ud83d\udc7f
\nvacaidioata44: veeezi, esti suparat(a).<\/p>\n
\u00cencetul cu \u00eencetul, ajungi s-o ur\u0103\u015fti pe Eliza \u015fi ziua nefast\u0103 \u00een care ai cunoscut-o. Dar e mereu at\u00e2t de umil\u0103 \u015fi de neorgolioas\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t se ve\u015fteje\u015fte bocancul c\u00e2nd \u00eel ridici s\u0103-i administrezi una-n bot.<\/p>\n
Elizelor din lumea-ntreag\u0103,<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 vi s-a pus pata pe un Gigel, calea sigur\u0103 e: “Bun\u0103, Gigele, \u00eemi placi \u015fi mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 bem o cafea”. Punct.<\/p>\n
Later edit important: Iar dac\u0103 Gigel spune: Nu, nu te plac sub nici o form\u0103, nu m\u0103 interesezi!, ia-o ca atare \u015fi D\u0102-TE JOS DE PE GIGEL. Teroarea nu a cucerit niciodat\u0103 pe nimeni. <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Una dintre cele mai enervante stratageme muiere\u015fti \u00een domeniul seduc\u0163iei este “te-am sup\u0103rat?” Sunt c\u00e2te unele ale dracu’ de nesigure pe ele. \u015ei atunci,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}