{"id":339,"date":"2008-08-17T20:02:49","date_gmt":"2008-08-17T17:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=339"},"modified":"2008-08-17T20:02:49","modified_gmt":"2008-08-17T17:02:49","slug":"reporteri-de-haur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/reporteri-de-haur\/","title":{"rendered":"Reporteri de haur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Doar bronz?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Acesta e un citat din lista de \u00eentreb\u0103ri adresat\u0103 de atotbengo\u015fii no\u015ftri reporteri canotoarelor rom\u00e2nce care au depus un efort incredibil, demn de toat\u0103 admira\u0163ia, \u015fi au ob\u0163inut o medalie olimpic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dueci&#8230; reprezentantele unei \u0163\u0103ri\u015foare est-europene, intrat\u0103 \u00een legende \u00een primul r\u00e2nd prin lene, tupeu, manele, ciordeal\u0103, jeg, m\u00e2nc\u0103torie de lebede, supt s\u00e2nge, supt alte organe la tarif minim \u015fi pl\u0103cerea de a t\u0103ia frunz\u0103 la c\u00e2ini, iau locul III \u00eentr-o competi\u0163ie de nivel mondial.<\/p>\n<p>Muncesc fetele de nu se poate. Le ies \u015fi ochii din cap. \u015ei \u00een final, ajung pe podium.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei vin reportera\u015fii de p\u0103 la tembeliziuni. \u015ei ce crede\u0163i c\u0103 le zic ei proaspetelor medaliate?<\/p>\n<p>a) bravo, fetelor &#8211; felicit\u0103ri pentru d\u0103ruire \u015fi seriozitate.<\/p>\n<p>b) frumos concurs!<\/p>\n<p>c) Da&#8217; ce, numa&#8217; bronz?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Fetele &#8211; ni\u015fte finu\u0163e. Dac\u0103 era Lorena-nebuna \u00een locul lor, le administra reportera\u015filor respectivi muie de la \u00eentreaga na\u0163ie chinez\u0103, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu cei \u015fapti\u015fpe melioane cinci sute de locatari ai ora\u015fului Beijing, apoi \u00eei invita s\u0103 participe ei la anul \u015fi s\u0103 ia haurul &#8211; dac\u0103-s a\u015fa de adev\u0103r\u0103cio\u015fi.<\/p>\n<p>Dar, pentru c\u0103 Lorena nu e implicat\u0103 direct, ci doar observator impar\u0163ial, \u00ee\u015fi permite doar c\u00e2teva \u00eentreb\u0103ri simple:<\/p>\n<p>1. ce jcoal\u0103 au f\u0103cut respectivii reporteri? (bine, \u00een afar\u0103 de &#8220;jcoala vietzii&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>2. ce educa\u0163ie au primit respectivii reporteri de la mamele lor?<\/p>\n<p>3. ce teste au dat respectivii reporteri la angajare?<\/p>\n<p>4. cu ce calificare-aptitudine-talent au respectivii reporteri dreptul de a pune \u00eentrebarea &#8220;doar bronz&#8221;? \u015ei implicit: ce realiz\u0103ri sportive au avut respectivii reporteri, care s\u0103 le justifice atitudinea?<\/p>\n<p>5. c\u0103tre realitatea, antena 1 \u015fi tevereu: ce penaliz\u0103ri ar merita respectivii reporteri, pentru atitudine neprofesionist\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Later edit: Aurelian a g\u0103sit un articol oarecum \u00eenrudit, dar ceva mai bine scris <a href=\"http:\/\/blogsport.ro\/opinii\/2008\/08\/18\/mina-jos-de-pe-medalii\/\">aici.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Doar bronz?&#8221; Acesta e un citat din lista de \u00eentreb\u0103ri adresat\u0103 de atotbengo\u015fii no\u015ftri reporteri canotoarelor rom\u00e2nce care au depus un efort incredibil, demn&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}