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<\/a><\/p>\nAcum, m\u0103 coiam \u00een jurul S\u0103lii Palatului, unde nu era nimeni. \u00cel sun pe tipul de la Events: “Hai pe la Casa de Bilete”, zice. La Casa de Bilete, un portar b\u0103tr\u00e2n: “Cine sunte\u0163i?” Scot legitima\u0163ia, \u00eei zic: Am interviu cu Gogol Bordello, a r\u0103mas s\u0103 urc \u00een sal\u0103 pe aici. “S\u0103 vin\u0103 organizatorii s\u0103 v\u0103 ia, eu nu v\u0103 dau drumul”. “Dar i-am sunat, au zis s\u0103 urc”. “Nu conteaz\u0103, \u00eei mai suna\u0163i o dat\u0103, s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 ia, nu dau drumul la nimeni!”<\/p>\n
OK, zic \u015fi sun. Telefon \u00eenchis.<\/p>\n
“Domnule, m-am legitimat. Am interviu. \u0102la are telefonul \u00eenchis, \u015ftie c\u0103 mi-a dat indica\u0163ii clare, nu pute\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0163ine\u0163i aici la nesf\u00e2r\u015fit!” “Ei, uite c\u0103 pot!”<\/p>\n
Stau, m\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rt pe loc ca un coi \u00eentr-o c\u0103ldare, opresc pe to\u0163i cei care intr\u0103 \u015fi pe to\u0163i cei care ies s\u0103 mai fac un pic de scandal, \u0103la m\u0103 prive\u015fte deja cu o ur\u0103 nestins\u0103, drept pentru care furia mea las\u0103 loc satisfac\u0163iei nem\u0103rginite de a-l enerva pe \u0103la, c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103 pe u\u015f\u0103 intr\u0103… chiar Eugene. \u015ei culmea, m\u0103 recunoa\u015fte dintr-un \u015fut: Portarul m\u00e2r\u00e2ie \u015fi la el: Da, a\u015f fi vrut s-o v\u0103d \u015fi pe asta, r\u00e2d eu \u00een sinea mea. El intr\u0103 \u015fi-mi zice: “I’ll send someone for you, wait here”. “Ba mie trebuia s\u0103-mi l\u0103sa\u0163i list\u0103, nene, cu ziar, canal, num\u0103r persoane, nume, prenume!” se r\u0103ste\u015fte portarul \u015fi la b\u0103iatul de la Events.<\/p>\n \u015ei urc\u0103m, avem fiecare un sfert de or\u0103, care se duce primul, hai, \u00eendr\u0103zni\u0163i careva, io, Playboy.<\/p>\n “Weren’t you working for Maxim magazine?” m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 el.<\/p>\n Frate, c\u00e2t\u0103 \u0163inere de minte, wow.<\/p>\n “I’m with Playboy now” \u015ei r\u00e2de. \u015ei m\u0103 duce \u00een cabin\u0103.<\/p>\n “Fata<\/em>, deja \u0163i-am povestit data trecut\u0103 via\u0163a mea, ce facem, \u0163i-o mai povestesc o dat\u0103? \u015ei ne-a uitat Dumnezeu vorbind. Dup\u0103 40 de minute, bate Dan finu\u0163 \u00een u\u015f\u0103. \u015ei doar ca \u015fi contrapunct: dup\u0103 interviu, m-am dus la Polirom, s\u0103-mi ridic contractul de traducere proasp\u0103t semnat. Portarul de acolo: Dup\u0103 cum v\u0103 aminti\u0163i, primul meu interviu cu Hutz a fost pentru Maxim, a fost de o veselie rar\u0103 \u015fi s-a l\u0103sat cu frisbee...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n-How are you, fata<\/em>?
\n-R\u0103u, c\u0103 am s\u0103-\u0163i iau interviu \u015fi nu m\u0103 las\u0103 \u0103sta p\u00e2n\u0103 la tine.
\n-Wait a minute! m\u0103 ia el dup\u0103 um\u0103r \u015fi m\u0103 duce spre u\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n
\n-Ea nu intr\u0103 nic\u0103ieri!
\n-I’m the leader of the band tonight…
\n-E\u015fti lider la m\u0103-ta-n b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103, nu-mi e\u015fti tu mie lid\u0103r.
\n-But… she’s a girl, how can you behave like that to a fata<\/em>?
\n-Hai, b\u0103iatu’, ia-o-nainte c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i \u015fi tu afar\u0103! m\u00e2r\u00e2ie portarul la el.<\/p>\n
\n\u00cen paralel, sose\u015fte Dan de la Events. Scuze, regrete, “n-a\u015f fi crezut, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u etc”. “Trebuia s\u0103-i l\u0103sa\u0163i pe domnii \u015fi doamnele din pres\u0103 s\u0103 intre!”<\/p>\n
\n“Haha, that’s quite a promotion”, r\u00e2de. “Next time, you’ll do Hustler or something?”
\n“I’m a hustler myself, that would be pleonastic!”<\/p>\n
\n-Nu, acum \u00eencerc\u0103m ceva nou.<\/p>\n
\n-Mai ave\u0163i?
\n-Five more minutes, please.
\n\u015ei vorbim, \u015fi vorbim. \u00cenc\u0103 o b\u0103taie discret\u0103.
\n-Well, it was better than the first time.
\n-Have a great show tonight, zic.
\n-Have a great experience tonight, zice.
\n——————–<\/p>\n
\n-Bun\u0103 ziua, domni\u015foar\u0103.
\n-Bun\u0103 ziua, la Polirom m\u0103 duc.
\n-Pofti\u0163i, v\u0103 rog. Pute\u0163i lua liftul, dac\u0103 dori\u0163i. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"