{"id":3422,"date":"2011-03-12T04:41:14","date_gmt":"2011-03-12T01:41:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3422"},"modified":"2011-03-12T04:41:14","modified_gmt":"2011-03-12T01:41:14","slug":"apres-la-lettre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/apres-la-lettre\/","title":{"rendered":"Avant la lettre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Te caut \u00een fundul tuturor paharelor de vodc\u0103, dar nu. Ling zidurile, zg\u00e2rii geamurile, mu\u015fc din clan\u0163e, bat oameni, le fur p\u0103l\u0103riile, cravatele, fularele, portofelele, po\u015fetele, frigiderele \u015fi ma\u015finile de sp\u0103lat, le leg fedele\u015f prietenii imaginari \u015fi \u00eei conserv \u00een borcane pe care le leg cu celofan la gur\u0103, s\u0103 nu prind\u0103 mucegai. Speran\u0163a moare ultima. Ascunde-te dup\u0103 gratii, dup\u0103 sc\u0103ri rulante, dup\u0103 etichete \u015fi verighete, ascunde-te \u00een containere \u015fi \u00een vagoane de marf\u0103, c\u0103 uite vin cu busola dup\u0103 tine, receeee, receeee, c\u0103ldu\u0163, CALD, CAAAAAAAAALD, FRIGEEEEEE, dar nu. Era doar o motociclet\u0103 de pe care acum cobor\u00e2se unu, futu-i, m-am ars, am r\u0103mas \u015ftampilat\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 o cicatrice, c\u00e2te cicatrici poate s\u0103 \u00eendure o singur\u0103 piele de om p\u00e2n\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een grev\u0103 \u015fi pleac\u0103 singur\u0103 de pe posesor, UNDE E\u015eTI ACUM, \u00ceN PENI\u015eII MEI, DA, e mai mul\u0163i, am o ser\u0103 \u00een care cultiv peni\u015fi gigantici, altoi de Zimbabwe, dar am pierdut cheia serei mele de peni\u015fi, nu pot s\u0103-i ud, o s\u0103 se usuce \u015fi o s\u0103 cad\u0103 to\u0163i, c\u0103 n-are cine s\u0103 dea cu stropitoarea pe ei, DE CE MI-AI FURAT CHEIAAA?<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3a8SkRu-cqs?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u015etiu c\u0103 e o copil\u0103rie, dar undeva exist\u0103 acea sticl\u0103 de lichid miraculos, intoxicant \u015fi ilariant, care s\u0103 te transpun\u0103 \u00eentr-o variant\u0103 alternativ\u0103 de realitate, una \u00een care acele de ceasornic se \u00eenv\u00e2rt invers \u015fi cotele apelor Dun\u0103rii se aud tot invers, \u015fi hitul anului e \u0103sta. O clip\u0103, s\u0103-l g\u0103sesc pe Youtube. Pula, nu-l g\u0103sesc. Deci nu conteaz\u0103 care e hitul anului, \u00eentre timp voi asculta\u0163i asta:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uV03W6qrzw8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>A\u015fa, deci, ce ziceam? Ziceam c\u0103 e foarte convenabil s\u0103 \u0163ii oamenii \u00een sertare, s\u0103 iei din ei exact c\u00e2t \u00ee\u0163i trebuie \u015fi s\u0103 dai restul pe ma\u015fina de tocat, s\u0103 devin\u0103 o mas\u0103 omogen\u0103, ordonat\u0103, u\u015for de dozat \u00een pungi de-un chil. De ce te ui\u0163i la mine cu ochii tri\u015fti \u015fi goi, ce s-a-nt\u00e2mplat cu tine, nu s-a-nt\u00e2mplat nimic cu tine, nu trebuie s\u0103 se-nt\u00e2mple nimic pentru ca oamenii s\u0103 rateze \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rile, mai ales c\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rile ne\u00eent\u00e2mplate r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eentotdeauna perfecte \u015fi da, pauz\u0103 c\u0103 mi s-a terminat ce aveam \u00een pahar \u015fi nici aici nu e\u015fti. Dar ce conteaz\u0103 unde e\u015fti, c\u00e2nd \u015ftiu c\u0103 de fapt \u00eemi apar\u0163ii oricum, c\u0103 \u0163i-am pus les\u0103 \u015fi botni\u0163\u0103, c\u0103 acum te ba\u0163i cu biciul \u015fi zici c\u0103 te bat eu? Sau poate nu, poate vrei bl\u00e2nde\u0163e, poate te lingi pe tot corpul \u015fi zici c\u0103 te ling eu, hehe. Dada, e at\u00e2t de u\u015for s\u0103 cazi \u00een sordid \u015fi s\u0103 pierzi esen\u0163ialul din vedere, sau poate sordidul e chiar esen\u0163ialul, ba nu, nu e esen\u0163ialul c\u0103 e mereu prea pu\u0163in, mereu prea irelevant, mereu e mai mult de s\u0103pat, mai mult de spart, mai mult de b\u00e2jb\u00e2it pe \u00eentuneric, iar tu nu zici nimic, n-am aparatul de ghicit g\u00e2nduri la mine, n-am dec\u00e2t o biat\u0103 po\u015fet\u0103, cu urm\u0103torul con\u0163inut: ruj 1, ro\u015fu-s\u00e2nge, ruj-doi, glossy peach, ruj-trei, sparkling diamonds, ruj patru, c\u0103cat, e un strugurel, da, po\u015feta mea e un templu dedicat buzelor mele. Even mermaids have a mouth, you know.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UP3df9WnU18?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>OK, \u015fi acum s\u0103-\u0163i dau un semn de via\u0163\u0103, ceva care s\u0103 rezume ideea principal\u0103 a tot ce am aberat p\u00e2n\u0103 acum.<\/p>\n<p><strong>La lettre<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Salut, ce mai faci?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Te caut \u00een fundul tuturor paharelor de vodc\u0103, dar nu. 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