F\u0103ceam io zapping, c\u00e2nd… mi-a \u00eencremenit telecomanda \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Pe Prima TV, post despre care avusesem p\u00e2n\u0103 mai deun\u0103zi o p\u0103rere bun\u0103. M\u0103 rog, bunicic\u0103. Pasiunea lor pentru emisiuni reality cu gospodine proaste care emit cli\u015fee penibile \u015fi familii de pro\u015fti mi-o diminuase. Bun, dac\u0103 ai un Schimb de mame odios de penibil, de ce s\u0103 umpli grila cu \u00eenc\u0103 jdemii de reality-uri de c\u0103cat, ieftine, tot cu muieri proaste, crati\u0163e, mopuri \u015fi teoria chibritului? Ba copiii care pleac\u0103 \u00een alt\u0103 familie, ba soacra care vine s\u0103 futeze t\u00e2n\u0103ra familie la cap, ba etc. – tot at\u00e2tea permuta\u0163ii pe tema “c\u00e2t de hidoas\u0103 e familia rom\u00e2neasc\u0103”.<\/p>\n
Bun. Acum \u00eens\u0103, s-au autodep\u0103\u015fit \u00een penibil. Au f\u0103cut un serial hidos, tot ieftin, tot reality-style, \u00een care situa\u0163iile sunt at\u00e2t de jenant de artificiale, certurile at\u00e2t de hidos de iritante, actorii joac\u0103 at\u00e2t de sinistru de amatoristic \u00eenc\u00e2t reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103 \u00eentreac\u0103 \u00een oroare chiar \u015fi Zeroteve. E modelul absolut de “A\u015eA, NU!” \u00een televiziune. Iar modul \u00een care vorbesc personajele \u0103lea dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fte cu mult absurdul. Eugene Ionesco ar fi invidios.<\/p>\n
Imagineaz\u0103-\u0163i, drag\u0103 cititorule, c\u0103 ie\u015fi acum pe u\u015f\u0103. Mergi, mergi. Te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti cu primul om care-\u0163i iese \u00een cale \u015fi \u00eei spui serios propozi\u0163ia “Hai s\u0103 ne canaliz\u0103m pe dezideratul \u0103sta!” \u0102la o s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103-l \u00eenjuri, o s\u0103 te sparg\u0103-n b\u0103taie \u015fi o s\u0103 urle: “Pe cine faci, b\u0103, deziderat? Deziderat\u0103-i m\u0103-ta!” Sau, dac\u0103 locuie\u015fti cu p\u0103rin\u0163ii, data viitoare c\u00e2nd te \u00eentreab\u0103 maic\u0103-ta dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 macaroane cu br\u00e2nz\u0103, \u00eei r\u0103spunzi “Hai s\u0103 ne canaliz\u0103m pe dezideratul \u0103sta”. Insist, Samuel Beckett se \u00eenv\u00e2rte acum \u00een morm\u00e2nt. Sau… poate \u0103sta e dezideratul pe care s-au canalizat scenari\u015ftii respectivi \u015fi nu m-am prins eu?<\/p>\n
PS. Am consultat port.ro. Hido\u015fenia se nume\u015fte “Iubiri secrete”. Iubire \u00eenc\u0103 n-am v\u0103zut, deci clar e secret\u0103. Dar nici n-a\u015f fi avut timp. De c\u00e2nd mi-a \u00eencremenit telecomanda a oroare pe PrimaTV, \u0103\u015ftia se tot ceart\u0103. Amuzant e c\u0103 toate \u00eenjur\u0103turile sunt scoase, pudic, cu “bip”. Prima scen\u0103 dintr-un serial TV \u00een care auzi mai mult bip dec\u00e2t vorbe.<\/p>\n
Am o idee, Prima TV! De ce nu face\u0163i voi o emisiune \u00een care toate cuvintele s\u0103 fie \u00eenlocuite cu bip \u015fi face\u0163i concurs cu premii: cine reconstituie dialogul, are un senjur de lux \u00een Bora-Bora? P\u0103 bune, pe aia cu canalizarea dezideratului n-ar reconstitui-o nimeni, \u015fi v-a\u0163i da premiile tot vou\u0103. \ud83d\ude06 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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