{"id":3439,"date":"2011-03-16T13:28:35","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T10:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3439"},"modified":"2011-03-16T13:28:35","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T10:28:35","slug":"corectitudinea-politica-si-antihazul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/corectitudinea-politica-si-antihazul\/","title":{"rendered":"Corectitudinea politic\u0103 \u015fi antihazul"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mi se pare mie sau americanii devin din ce \u00een ce mai antihaji?<\/p>\n

Uite<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Un comedian – adic\u0103, un tip care CU ASTA SE OCUP\u0102, \u015eI TOT PROSTUL \u015eTIE C\u0102 E COMEDIAN, E O CONVEN\u0162IE ASUMAT\u0102 DE TOAT\u0102 LUMEA, ETC. – face glume despre Japonia. Firma pentru care face publicitate \u00eel concediaz\u0103 \u015fi se d\u0103 urgent cu curul de p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u015fi cu cenu\u015f\u0103 \u00een cap. S\u0103 arate ce?<\/p>\n

O glum\u0103 este o glum\u0103, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t to\u0163i cei de fa\u0163\u0103 \u015ftiu de glum\u0103. De\u015fi adeseori am luat \u0163epe majore tocmai datorit\u0103 toleran\u0163ei mele la glume.<\/p>\n

Una dintre ele a fost la Maxim Rom\u00e2nia. Le-am zis un banc haios \u015fi au decis s\u0103 \u00eel publice, propun\u00e2ndu-mi s\u0103 mimez eu sf\u00e2r\u015fitul \u00eentr-un filmule\u0163 online. Sf\u00e2r\u015fit cu sugestie de sex oral. Eu, presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 e at\u00e2t de obviously<\/em> o glum\u0103, am zis \u0103v cors<\/em>, \u00een ideea c\u0103 da, bun, haioas\u0103 glum\u0103, hai s\u0103 r\u00e2dem, dar nu \u00een aceast\u0103 via\u0163\u0103 voi mima eu o muie filmat\u0103, \u00eentr-o Rom\u00e2nie at\u00e2t de gr\u0103bit\u0103 s\u0103 categorizeze, s\u0103 eticheteze \u015fi s\u0103 umileasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Next thing you know, m\u0103 pomenesc cu gluma \u00een revist\u0103 \u015fi cu “bun, hai s\u0103 facem filmul”. Whaaaaaaa’?<\/em>. Nu, frate, niciodat\u0103 nu mi-am dat acordul \u00een mod serios \u00een privin\u0163a asta, nu am zis “Da, o fac” privindu-v\u0103 grav \u015fi ferm \u00een ochi. O glum\u0103 e o glum\u0103, ok?<\/p>\n

P\u0103i ce ne facem, am publicat-o. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i serios dac\u0103 m\u0103 bag? F\u0103r\u0103. Ei bine, atunci e fix problema \u0103luia care a publicat-o, eu a\u015fa ceva NU FAC. Punct.<\/p>\n

Next thing you know: cea mai bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 a mea din acel moment mi-a devenit cel mai aprig du\u015fman, p\u0103 sistemul: “Sau faci muie filmat\u0103 de dragul meu, sau te duci \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii”.<\/p>\n

\u00cen mor\u0163ii mamei mele nu m-am dus, dar nici nu m-am l\u0103sat manipulat\u0103. De aceea v\u0103 recomand – lua\u0163i orice hater al meu. Pe oricare. Ve\u0163i descoperi tot at\u00e2\u0163ia oameni pe care i-am tratat c\u00e2t se poate de fair, dar care au \u00eencercat s\u0103 m\u0103 ia de proast\u0103. \u015ei care refuz\u0103 s\u0103 admit\u0103 faptul c\u0103 nu le datoram nimic, iar preten\u0163iile lor erau nejustificate. Gluma e glum\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd tu o iei \u00een serios \u015fi m\u0103 tratezi ca atare, devine subit scary \u015fi antihaz. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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