1. Loreno, da’ tu de ce e\u015fti at\u00e2t de palid\u0103?<\/p>\n
R: Din cauz\u0103 de anemie feripriv\u0103. O chestie care te cam p\u0103le\u015fte, dar nu mori, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i iei fierul la timp.<\/p>\n
2. Loreno, da’ tu de ce troleji?<\/p>\n
R: C\u0103 a\u015fa vrea clitorisul meu \u00eenv\u00e2rto\u015fat. \u015ei, pentru c\u0103-mi place.<\/p>\n
3. Loreno, tu ziceai de biografii? De ce nu te-ai apucat de ele?<\/p>\n
R: Pentru c\u0103 am contracte de traducere \u00een derulare p\u00e2n\u0103 pe 1 iulie, plus revista, plus alte contracte, plus \u00eencerc s\u0103-mi termin al patrulea roman. Din 2 iulie m\u0103 apuc de prima. O fi criz\u0103, da’ io n-o simpt. Dimpotriv\u0103, fut mai mul\u0163i la mine dec\u00e2t \u00eenainte.<\/p>\n
4. Loreno, tu de fapt ce vrei?<\/p>\n
R: S\u0103 respect toate aceste contracte, s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig tone de bani pe care s\u0103 le sparg \u00een cel mai ordinar mod cu putin\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n
5. Loreno, de ce nu-\u0163i cau\u0163i un miliardar?<\/p>\n
R: Miliardarii nu-s ce par. \u00ces ni\u015fte tipi care au ajuns miliardari pentru c\u0103 au str\u00e2ns ban pe ban. Dac\u0103 f\u0103ceam acela\u015fi lucru, eram \u015fi io miliardar\u0103. M\u0103 rog, ideea e c\u0103 cei \u00eent\u00e2lni\u0163i de mine au preten\u0163ia s\u0103 renun\u0163i la foarte mult din tine contra a ceea ce ofer\u0103 ei. \u015ei eu nu-s \u00een stare – deci nu m\u0103 calific pentru postul de miliard\u0103reas\u0103.<\/p>\n
6. Loreno, da’ de ce ie\u015fi din cas\u0103 \u00een tricou cu cop\u0103cei \/ blugi rup\u0163i \/ tricou “de puta madre” \/ trening Sergio Tacchini \/ alte c\u0103caturi.<\/p>\n
R: C\u0103 a\u015fa vrea fofo meu. Iar eu \u0163in cont \u00eentotdeauna de ce vrea fofo meu.<\/p>\n
7. Loreno, de ce nu te machiezi dec\u00e2t c\u00e2nd vrea fofo t\u0103u?<\/p>\n
R: C\u0103 am tenul sensibil, fac bube de la majoritatea fondurilor de ten. \u015ei c\u0103 nu \u0163in neap\u0103rat s\u0103 v\u0103 erectez depedeve erotic. Mi se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie dac\u0103 m\u0103 considera\u0163i futubil\u0103 sau nu.<\/p>\n
8. Loreno, da’ tu nu vrei s\u0103 te m\u0103ri\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 faci copii?<\/p>\n
R: N-am voca\u0163ie pentru a\u015fa ceva. Nici mum\u0103-mea n-avea – ca dovad\u0103 c\u0103 am ie\u015fit io \u00een halul \u0103sta de traumatizat\u0103 din frageda-mi copil\u0103rie. Aia o fo’ prima lec\u0163ie: “Nu face copii dac\u0103 e\u015fti o isteric\u0103 fixist\u0103 \u015fi nu te intereseaz\u0103 sufletul altuia!” Isteric\u0103 fixist\u0103 sunt, de sufletul altuia mi se rupe. Deci, nu m\u0103 calific nici aici.<\/p>\n
9. Loreno, da’ tu ce te faci la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e?<\/p>\n
R: Ca toate marile libertine – m\u0103 voi c\u0103lug\u0103ri \u015fi voi picta icoane de sticl\u0103, c\u0103indu-m\u0103 de p\u0103cate. Sau voi vinde morcovi \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi voi bea vodc\u0103 ieftin\u0103 cot la cot cu \u0103ia care v\u00e2nd usturoi pe funie, pepeni de D\u0103buleni \u015fi p\u0103trunjel de Gheboaia. Irelevant pe moment.<\/p>\n
10. Loreno, e\u015fti varz\u0103?<\/p>\n
R: Da. Dar o varz\u0103 care se respect\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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