{"id":3479,"date":"2011-03-30T12:28:49","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T09:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3479"},"modified":"2011-03-30T12:28:49","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T09:28:49","slug":"bagati-box-populii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/bagati-box-populii\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103ga\u0163i box populii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De pe un perete de facebook:<\/p>\n<p>Ariel Constantinof<br \/>\nNew Rule: Dac\u0103 m\u0103 comport na\u015fpa cu tine \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eemi permit \u015fi deci \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 suntem prieteni deja&#8230; Altfel nu mi-a\u015f permite, ok?<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103rerea mea: Nu. Oric\u00e2t de prieteni ar fi X \u015fi Y, nu. Poate c\u0103 \u0163ine de modul fiec\u0103ruia de a-\u015fi trata prietenii.<\/p>\n<p>Prietenul, prin defini\u0163ie, e omul cu care ai idei, g\u00e2nduri, sentimente comune. Omul de care \u00ee\u0163i pas\u0103, omul pentru care te-ai duce la 3 noaptea s\u0103-i faci ceai de ment\u0103 dac\u0103 se cac\u0103 \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat, omul la care \u0163ii. Cel pu\u0163in \u00een mintea mea. Dac\u0103 nu e a\u015fa, nu e prieten, e doar cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Bun. \u00cen clipa \u00een care X e at\u00e2t de deschis, dac\u0103 Y alege s\u0103 trateze aceast\u0103 deschidere cu flit, b\u0103, muie m\u0103-tii, X va fi lezat. Oric\u00e2t de elastic\u0103 ar fi o prietenie, ea presupune \u015fi respect reciproc, pentru a func\u0163iona. Dac\u0103 X cel lezat e omul care zice ce are pe suflet, \u00eei va da deepthroat m\u0103-sii lui Y, s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 a dat mai ad\u00e2nc, \u015fi se va retrage din prietenie. Dac\u0103 X cel lezat e mai introvertit, nu va spune nimic, DAR SE VA RETRAGE DIN PRIETENIE.<\/p>\n<p>Prietenii no\u015ftri adev\u0103ra\u0163i nu-s zdren\u0163ele noastre. Sunt rari, pre\u0163io\u015fi, trebuie iubi\u0163i \u015fi menaja\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Sau, cel pu\u0163in, a\u015fa v\u0103d eu lucrurile. Voi cum le vede\u0163i? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De pe un perete de facebook: Ariel Constantinof New Rule: Dac\u0103 m\u0103 comport na\u015fpa cu tine \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eemi permit \u015fi deci \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}