{"id":3483,"date":"2011-03-31T01:18:18","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T22:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3483"},"modified":"2011-03-31T01:18:18","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T22:18:18","slug":"alte-pozitii-sexuale-ideale-pentru-grasute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/alte-pozitii-sexuale-ideale-pentru-grasute\/","title":{"rendered":"Alte pozi\u0163ii sexuale ideale pentru gr\u0103su\u0163e"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ne-a foarte inspirat acest articol<\/a>. \u00cen fond, \u015fi grasele este oameni, ba chiar \u015fi dama cu pandalii este oam\u0103n\u0103, de\u015fi n-a\u0163i zice. \u015ei atunci ne-am g\u00e2ndit la \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2teva pozi\u0163ii fierbin\u0163i care s\u0103 te avantajeze, batoz\u0103 mic\u0103 \u015fi dulce, \u00een lupta cu sc\u00e2rbavnicul m\u0103dular. Deci, primele 3 le g\u0103se\u015fti acolo, pe link, da?<\/p>\n

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4. Pozi\u0163ia c\u0103l\u0103re\u0163ului.<\/p>\n

Femeile foarte gra… apetisante au spatele bogat \u00een \u015forici, cu multe cute \u015fi falduri. De aceea, dac\u0103 tu te pui \u00een 4 labe, el se va putea a\u015feza oriunde pe spatele t\u0103u \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi adune 2 falduri \u00een jurul d\u00e2nsei. Du-te-vino-ul pasional va crea senza\u0163ia eminescian\u0103 de c\u0103l\u0103rire \u00een zori, iar tu vei beneficia de o \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de masaj prin tehnica petrisajului, pe toat\u0103 spinarea. mmm, chiar a\u015fa, c\u00e2nd \u0163i-a f\u0103cut ultima oar\u0103 un masaj f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi piard\u0103 minim dou\u0103 degete \u00een \u015funcile tale?<\/p>\n

5. Sexul interhiperuntermamelar.<\/p>\n

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Axiom\u0103: Grasele au \u0163\u00e2\u0163e. \u0162\u00e2\u0163ele vin \u00een cale, se cobor la vale. Deci, le poate modela cum vrea el \u00een jurul capului. O poate b\u0103ga \u015fi \u00eentre, \u015fi pe lateral, \u015fi pe dedesubt, ideea e c\u0103 oriunde ar duce-o, \u0163\u00e2\u0163ele vin dup\u0103 ea, ca magnetul dup\u0103 fier. Dac\u0103 le ungi cu un pic de crem\u0103 pentru fermitate, o s\u0103 lunece \u015fi mai bine. A\u015fa, va avea senza\u0163ia de “traseu ramificat” pe care, din c\u00e2te \u015ftim, fiecare b\u0103rbat o viseaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte un vagin nou. “Poate e un vagin-labirint”, sper\u0103 el \u015fi nu \u00ee\u0163i spune. Desigur, nu e. Nici Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun nu exist\u0103.<\/p>\n

6) Sexul la subsuoar\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015etim c\u0103 o femeie plinu\u0163\u0103 are c\u00e2te o p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 peste tot. Inclusiv aici:<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 v\u0103 uita\u0163i atent la subra\u0163ul tipei, ve\u0163i descoperi ceva mai delicat, mai fraged \u015fi mai str\u00e2mt dec\u00e2t ce are \u00een alt\u0103 parte:<\/p>\n

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M\u0103 rog, la ce are \u00een alt\u0103 parte, accesul este destul de dificil. De aceea, aplica\u0163i cu \u00eencredere sintagma rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 “S\u0103 te fut \u00een arip\u0103”. Eventual, dac\u0103 o lua\u0163i din spate, ea va putea trage \u015fi c\u00e2te o limb\u0103 peste cap – dar depinde \u015fi de lungimea microfonului.<\/p>\n

7) Sexul magic – a patra gaur\u0103.<\/p>\n

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El: Ah, iubito, ce bun\u0103 e\u015fti!
\nEa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
\nEl: Ah, iubito, ce intens \u0163ipi. \u00ce\u0163i place, bestie devoratoare de pul\u0103, hamburgeri \u015fi salat\u0103 de icre!
\nEa: B\u0103, idiotule, ai b\u0103gat-o pe unde mi-a b\u0103gat doctorul sonda de liposuc\u0163ie!
\nEl (dumirit): Ah, de-aia luneca at\u00e2t de bine! \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ne-a foarte inspirat acest articol. \u00cen fond, \u015fi grasele este oameni, ba chiar \u015fi dama cu pandalii este oam\u0103n\u0103, de\u015fi n-a\u0163i zice. \u015ei atunci...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}