{"id":3505,"date":"2011-04-04T11:25:17","date_gmt":"2011-04-04T08:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3505"},"modified":"2011-04-04T11:25:17","modified_gmt":"2011-04-04T08:25:17","slug":"instinctul-de-smotoceala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/instinctul-de-smotoceala\/","title":{"rendered":"Instinctul de smotoceal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

“A\u015f putea tr\u0103i oric\u00e2t f\u0103r\u0103 sex, dar dac\u0103 a\u015f fi silit s\u0103 \u00eendur o zi f\u0103r\u0103 smotoceal\u0103, a\u015f muri \u00een chinuri.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

“O fat\u0103 rea ca mine a \u00eencercat toate formele de sex. \u015ei dup\u0103 o via\u0163\u0103 de l\u0103rgit vaginul \u015fi anusul, pot s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i spun: smotoceala este singurul lucru care m\u0103 excit\u0103”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Teresa Orlowski<\/p>\n

“Dac\u0103 m-a\u0163i fi smotocit la timp, azi a\u0163i fi avut pace \u00een Libia.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Muammar al-Gaddafi.<\/p>\n

Smotoceal\u0103, smotoceli, s. f. (Pop.) Ac\u021biunea de a smotoci \u0219i rezultatul ei. \u2013 Smotoci + suf. -eal\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Un studiu \u00eentreprins recent asupra a 2386 de voluntari de pe trei continente a relevat faptul c\u0103 ace\u015ftia sufereau de varii forme de lips\u0103 de smotoceal\u0103. “Lipsa de smoto\u015fal\u00ee m\u0103 fa\u015fie s\u0103 nu \u00eemi doriesc siex”, a recunoscut Agata din F\u0103lticeni. “Indeed, <\/em> cuddling is more satisfying than sex”, a completat, concomitent \u015fi de pe alt continent, Jeffrey din Melbourne, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftie m\u0103car de existen\u0163a Agatei din F\u0103lticeni. “Sex quenches our libido, cuddling quences our innermost conflicts”, a ad\u0103ugat cu un accent dubios Nata\u015fa din Grozn\u00e2i, care nici ea nu \u015ftia de primii doi.
\nCeea ce \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 ace\u015fti oameni, \u015fi nu g\u0103sesc cuvintele, este c\u0103 atingerea fizic\u0103 lipsit\u0103 de impunerea unei satisfac\u0163ii triviale are un efect fabulos asupra spiritului. De aceea avem nevoie \u00een jurul nostru de copii \u015fi anim\u0103lu\u0163e, fiin\u0163e fragile \u015fi pufoase pe care s\u0103 le str\u00e2ngem la piept, s\u0103 le m\u00e2ng\u00e2iem, s\u0103 le g\u00e2dil\u0103m sub b\u0103rbie, s\u0103 le sc\u0103rpin\u0103m \u00eentre urechi \u015fi s\u0103 le tragem de coad\u0103 DEZINTERESAT. A\u015fa cum pl\u0103m\u00e2nii no\u015ftri au nevoie de oxigen, epiderma noastr\u0103 are nevoie de atingere afectuoas\u0103 de natur\u0103 nonsexual\u0103. C\u0103 adeseori m\u00e2\u0163ul se freac\u0103 de tine, tu \u00eel smotoce\u015fti, apoi el \u00ee\u0163i sare pe bocanc \u015fi \u0163i-l fute? Ghinion. Ideea e c\u0103 dup\u0103 aia \u0163i se cuib\u0103re\u015fte \u00een poal\u0103, toarce zgomotos, se \u00eentinde ca o pl\u0103cint\u0103 catifelat\u0103 \u015fi adoarme cu burta-n sus, ca s\u0103-l mai g\u00e2dili pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n

To\u0163i oamenii isterici, nemul\u0163umi\u0163i de ei \u015fi de al\u0163ii, agresivi, dornici de g\u00e2lceav\u0103, \u00eencorda\u0163i \u015fi oftica\u0163i sunt… a\u0163i zice nefutu\u0163i. Dar nu. Se uit\u0103 la free porn pe net \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi descarc\u0103 icrele, deci pe partea de sexualitate sunt regla\u0163i. \u00cen schimb, sunt nesmotoci\u0163i. Nu i-a tras nimeni de nas \u015fi de urechi, nu i-a ciufulit nimeni, nu i-a b\u0103tut nimeni cu perna, nu a \u00eentreprins nimeni asupra lor ac\u0163iuni de tandre\u0163e gratuit\u0103 (\u00een sensul de: f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103ri sexuale imediate). De aceea sunt animalele companioni mai agreabili dec\u00e2t oamenii: animalele \u015ftiu s\u0103 cear\u0103 cuddling, oamenii nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 cear\u0103 dec\u00e2t sex – chiar dac\u0103, de fapt, nu de asta au nevoie.<\/p>\n

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“A\u015f putea tr\u0103i oric\u00e2t f\u0103r\u0103 sex, dar dac\u0103 a\u015f fi silit s\u0103 \u00eendur o zi f\u0103r\u0103 smotoceal\u0103, a\u015f muri \u00een chinuri.” Oscar Wilde “O...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}