{"id":3527,"date":"2011-04-10T13:22:54","date_gmt":"2011-04-10T10:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3527"},"modified":"2011-04-10T13:22:54","modified_gmt":"2011-04-10T10:22:54","slug":"uratoooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/uratoooo\/","title":{"rendered":""Ur\u00e2toooo!""},"content":{"rendered":"

Una dintre cele mai penibile tradi\u0163ii \u00een materie de jurnalism ale \u0163\u0103rii noastre este aceea: adversarul are argumente puternice? Ia s\u0103-l descalific. Cum, cu contraargumente inteligente, bine g\u00e2ndite, cu o demonstra\u0163ie coerent\u0103 c\u0103 el nu are dreptate? Prea obositor. Mai simplu e s\u0103 \u00eei fac un portret: e h\u00e2d\u0103, ceac\u00e2r\u0103, ba\u015foald\u0103, balaoache\u015f\u0103, balc\u00e2z\u0103, pocit\u0103, slut\u0103, \u015fuie, boccie, sc\u0103l\u00e2mb\u0103, pogan\u0103, zg\u00e2mboaie. \u015ei pac, am \u00eenchis-o. Dac\u0103 e h\u00e2d\u0103, ceac\u00e2r\u0103, burtoas\u0103, n\u0103soas\u0103, \u015foldoas\u0103, sl\u0103ninoas\u0103, sigur nu are dreptate, vezi Doamne. \u015ei uite \u015fi exemplul<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Da, la gr\u0103dini\u0163\u0103 mergea. “Roxano, tu mi-ai luat pr\u0103jiturica?” “Uaaaaaaa, ur\u00e2tooo!” \u015ei toat\u0103 lumea r\u00e2dea, “ur\u00e2ta” se jena iar Roxana r\u0103m\u00e2nea cu pr\u0103jiturica, pentru c\u0103 ur\u00e2tele nu au dreptul la pr\u0103jiturele. Dar, dincolo de gr\u0103dini\u0163\u0103, nu mai e normal s\u0103 g\u00e2nde\u015fti a\u015fa.<\/p>\n

Bun. Acum s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103m: ave\u0163i doi chirurgi, unul frumos \u015fi incompetent, altul h\u00e2d, ceac\u00e2r, zg\u00e2mboi, sa\u015fiu \u015fi str\u00e2mb, dar brici \u00een profesia lui. La care v\u0103 duce\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 opera\u0163i mama?<\/p>\n

Ar\u0103tatul bine este o meserie. Da, dac\u0103 Gisele Bundchen \u00ee\u015fi neglijeaz\u0103 spr\u00e2ncenele \u015fi apare cu arbu\u015fti de yucca la un eveniment, ai toate motivele s\u0103-i dai muie cu ejaculare \u00een ochi deschi\u015fi. Pentru c\u0103 e profesionist\u0103 \u00een ale ar\u0103tatului bine. Dac\u0103 Naomi Campbell face reclam\u0103 la bikini \u015fi de sub chilo\u0163el se ive\u015fte frizura lui Michael Jackson de pe c\u00e2nd c\u00e2nta “I Want You Back”, da, ai dreptul s\u0103-i spui s\u0103 \u015fi-o m\u0103n\u00e2nce. C\u0103 ele au aceast\u0103 menire \u00een via\u0163\u0103: s\u0103 arate bine.<\/p>\n

Dar nici un politician, nici un medic, nici un avocat sau alte \u00eendeletniciri care necesit\u0103 INTELECT \u015eI COMPETEN\u0162\u0102 nu au obliga\u0163ia s\u0103 fie frumo\u015fi. Nu e treaba lor. Da, trebuie s\u0103 fie cura\u0163i \u015fi decen\u0163i, asta da. Dar nu frumo\u015fi. C\u0103 dac\u0103 erau frumo\u015fi, se f\u0103ceau to\u0163i Naomi Campbelli \u015fi Gisele Bundcheni. Iar atacurile la look, de genul “piticul”, “chiorul”, “pelticul”, “sa\u015fiul”, merg cel mult la Bendeac \u00een emisiune. Care, \u00eentre noi fie vorba, e \u015fi el ur\u00e2t, dar nici el nu are obliga\u0163ia s\u0103 fie frumos, ci haios \u00een poante.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Una dintre cele mai penibile tradi\u0163ii \u00een materie de jurnalism ale \u0163\u0103rii noastre este aceea: adversarul are argumente puternice? Ia s\u0103-l descalific. Cum, cu...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}