{"id":3533,"date":"2011-04-12T00:45:53","date_gmt":"2011-04-11T21:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3533"},"modified":"2011-04-12T00:45:53","modified_gmt":"2011-04-11T21:45:53","slug":"si-motanii-viseaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-motanii-viseaza\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei motanii viseaz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eu lucrez cel mai bine noaptea, c\u00e2nd Pulic\u0103 \u00eemi doarme ba cu capul pe un genunchi, ba \u00een poal\u0103, ba pe spate, \u00een func\u0163ie de pozi\u0163ia din care scriu. Iar Pulic\u0103 viseaz\u0103 \u00een fiecare noapte. Dar nu ca \u0103sta, pe care \u00eel freac\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2na \u00een timp ce doarme. Pulic\u0103 are vise din proprie ini\u0163iativ\u0103, nesilit de nimeni.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CVmGBoPx6Ms?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>A) Vise cu m\u00e2ncare<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd viseaz\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, se linge pe bot \u015fi mestec\u0103 r\u0103sun\u0103tor, cu poft\u0103, din toat\u0103 fa\u0163a. Cu at\u00e2ta poft\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 sugestioneaz\u0103 \u015fi pe mine. Dar ca s\u0103 nu fac cur-c\u00e2t-China de la halit nocturn cat-inspired, tai o banan\u0103 \u00een feliu\u0163e \u00eentr-un bol mare \u015fi torn iaurt deasupra. Dup\u0103 ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00een vis, se \u00eentoarce cu burta \u00een sus, fericit.<\/p>\n<p>B) Vise steampunk<\/p>\n<p>Astea-s agitate \u015fi violente. D\u0103 din l\u0103bu\u0163e furios, se zbate, i se umfl\u0103 coada \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 dea din ea, m\u00e2r\u00e2ie \u00een somn, uneori \u00eentredeschide ochii. C\u00e2teodat\u0103 sare \u00een sus \u015fi miaun\u0103 furios, apoi se uit\u0103 \u00een jur, vede c\u0103 e-n pat \u015fi mi se cuib\u0103re\u015fte \u00een bra\u0163e. Dar eu \u00eel m\u00e2ng\u00e2i mereu c\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u0103 are co\u015fmaruri \u015fi \u00eel trezesc cu bl\u00e2nde\u0163e. M\u0103 \u00eentreb cum se face c\u0103 un motan \u0163inut mereu \u00een puf poate visa at\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t. Oare ei nu au doar experien\u0163\u0103, au \u015fi imagina\u0163ie? Viseaz\u0103 SF-uri?<\/p>\n<p>C) Vise erotice<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd se \u00eentinde \u00een somn, se l\u0103b\u0103r\u0163eaz\u0103 c\u00e2t jum\u0103tate din pat \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 se frece \u00een somn de plapum\u0103 cu tot corpul \u015fi s\u0103 toarc\u0103 zgomotos, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103. \u00ce\u015fi alint\u0103 c\u0103p\u015forul, se suce\u015fte de colo-colo, \u015fi tot corpul lui pufos e o dragoste mare. Ca acum, de exemplu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu lucrez cel mai bine noaptea, c\u00e2nd Pulic\u0103 \u00eemi doarme ba cu capul pe un genunchi, ba \u00een poal\u0103, ba pe spate, \u00een func\u0163ie&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}