{"id":3556,"date":"2011-04-17T14:24:25","date_gmt":"2011-04-17T11:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3556"},"modified":"2011-04-17T14:24:25","modified_gmt":"2011-04-17T11:24:25","slug":"behehehe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/behehehe\/","title":{"rendered":"Behehehe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>F\u0103ceam eu jogging pe Bd. Basarabia, c\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, lume, popor, mul\u0163ime. \u00centreb \u015fi io un cuplu de b\u0103tr\u00e2nei mai simpatici<\/p>\n<p>-Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103?<br \/>\n-P\u0103i nu \u015fti\u0163i?<br \/>\n-Nu, c\u0103 de-aia \u00eentreb.<br \/>\n-Vrem s\u0103 intr\u0103m pe stadion, pe Lia Manoliu.<br \/>\n-Dar ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 acolo?<br \/>\n-Nimic. E zi de vizitat construc\u0163ia.<\/p>\n<p>What the fucking fuck? m\u0103 \u00eentreb eu.<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei tot puhoiul \u0103sta de oameni vrea aceea\u015fi chestie? S\u0103 vad\u0103 un stadion gol?<br \/>\n-Da. Dvs. nu vre\u0163i?<br \/>\n-Ba da, visul vie\u0163ii mele e s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenghesui cu to\u0163i nesp\u0103la\u0163ii \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 calc \u00een picioare cu to\u0163i cocalarii s\u0103 v\u0103d un stadion gol! De fapt, de asta m\u0103 n\u0103scusem!<\/p>\n<p>Jur, nu e nimic inventat. Suntem un popor cu muzee pline de exponate \u015fi pustii de public, dar care ne d\u0103m coate-n gur\u0103 s\u0103 vizit\u0103m un stadion gol. Popor de oi proaste. \u015ei o idioat\u0103 care face jogging \u00een timp ce lumea nu \u00een\u0163elege ce nu e \u00een regul\u0103 cu ea, c\u0103 nu arde de poft\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 un stadion gol. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u0103ceam eu jogging pe Bd. Basarabia, c\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, lume, popor, mul\u0163ime. \u00centreb \u015fi io un cuplu de b\u0103tr\u00e2nei mai simpatici -Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103? -P\u0103i&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}