{"id":3570,"date":"2011-04-19T21:33:07","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T18:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3570"},"modified":"2011-04-19T21:33:07","modified_gmt":"2011-04-19T18:33:07","slug":"casting-de-burti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/casting-de-burti\/","title":{"rendered":"Casting de bur\u0163i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anun\u0163 casting: c\u0103ut\u0103m femeie gravid\u0103, vrem prim-plan cu burta.<\/p>\n<p>Anxiet\u0103\u0163i de candidat\u0103: Dar dac\u0103 or s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 am burta prea mic\u0103? Nu, serios, abia se vede. Sigur, burta mea mic\u0103 n-are cum s\u0103 ia castigul \u00een fa\u0163a altor bur\u0163i serioase, solemne, monumentale. Burta mea mic\u0103 e aproape lipit\u0103 de spinare, o \u015faormagioaic\u0103 normal\u0103 o are de 4 ori c\u00e2t a mea. Ar\u0103t ca un android sub\u0163ire ca un stics, cu doua be\u0163e deasupra c\u0103rora e un balona\u015f mic. Dac\u0103-i pun compres\u0103 cu mu\u015fe\u0163el, \u00eemi trece.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, cam a\u015fa cu size related worries. Cum era vorba aia? &#8220;You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God.&#8221; Pe mine m-a\u0163i auzit f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-mi griji vreodat\u0103? \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anun\u0163 casting: c\u0103ut\u0103m femeie gravid\u0103, vrem prim-plan cu burta. Anxiet\u0103\u0163i de candidat\u0103: Dar dac\u0103 or s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 am burta prea mic\u0103? Nu, serios,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}