{"id":3585,"date":"2011-04-23T01:52:49","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T22:52:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3585"},"modified":"2011-04-23T01:52:49","modified_gmt":"2011-04-22T22:52:49","slug":"banc-tematic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/banc-tematic\/","title":{"rendered":"Banc tematic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru c\u0103 tot da\u0163i clickuri, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd s\u0103 v\u0103 dau ceva de citit, iar io nu am ce, c\u0103 nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat nimic interesant ast\u0103zi, v\u0103 zic un banc tematic de Sf. Gheorghe. <\/p>\n<p>Ajunge un drume\u0163 obosit \u00een toiul nop\u0163ii la un han. Se uit\u0103 la firm\u0103: &#8220;Sf\u00e2ntul Gheorghe \u015fi Balaurul&#8221;. \u015ei sun\u0103.<br \/>\n-Cine eeeeeee??? se aude vocea isteric\u0103 a nevestei hangiului, care vorbe\u015fte cu multe semne de \u00eentrebare \u015fi exclama\u0163ie, ca Bendeac.<br \/>\n-Sunt \u015fi io un c\u0103l\u0103tor, vreau o camer\u0103 pentru noapte.<br \/>\n-N-aveeeeeeeem!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\n-Atunci, m\u0103car ceva de m\u00e2ncare.<br \/>\n-Nu g\u0103tiiiim dup\u0103 doi\u015fpe!!!!!!<br \/>\n-Atunci m\u0103car o halb\u0103 de bere, s\u0103 \u00eemi mai trag sufletul.<br \/>\n-N-avem bereeeeee!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\n-\u0162uic\u0103?<br \/>\n-Pleac\u0103, dom&#8217;le!!!!!!!<br \/>\n-\u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103&#8230; cred c\u0103 a\u015f prefera s\u0103 vorbesc cu Sf\u00e2ntul Gheorghe. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru c\u0103 tot da\u0163i clickuri, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd s\u0103 v\u0103 dau ceva de citit, iar io nu am ce, c\u0103 nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat nimic interesant ast\u0103zi,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}