Citeam azi o \u015ftire despre femei din Zimbabwe care violeaz\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163i pentru c\u0103 lucrul \u0103sta le aduce noroc. \u015ei trebuie s\u0103 confirm: ultima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd am violat un tip am c\u00e2\u015ftigat la Loto. <\/p>\n
Partea frumoas\u0103 e c\u0103, dac\u0103 o femeie violat\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fte chestia asta ca pe un abuz, \u015fi adeseori are nevoie de consiliere psihologic\u0103 pentru a-\u015fi reveni, \u00eenc\u0103 nu am dat de un b\u0103rbat violat care s\u0103 aib\u0103 altceva pe fa\u0163\u0103 dec\u00e2t un r\u00e2njet porcesc de satisfac\u0163ie. Ce-i drept, \u00eenc\u0103 n-am \u00eencercat s\u0103 violez pe nimeni cu un strap-on – poate abia atunci ar avea loc urm\u0103torul dialog la poli\u0163ie. <\/p>\n
B\u0103rbat pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd: Bun\u0103 ziua.
\nOfi\u0163er: Bun\u0103-ziua. Ce vi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?
\nB\u0103rbat pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd: Am venit s\u0103 raportez un viol.
\nOfi\u0163er: A\u0163i violat pe cineva \u015fi v-au cuprins remu\u015fc\u0103rile tardive?
\nB\u0103rbat pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd: Nuuhuuuhuuuu. Am fost victima unui viol.
\nOfi\u0163er (nervos): \u015etiam eu c\u0103 dac\u0103 d\u0103m drepturi prea multe poponarilor se ajunge la asta.
\nB\u0103rbat pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd: Dar nu era poponar. Era o femeieee.
\nOfi\u0163er (\u00eei d\u0103 un cot complice): Ce, b\u0103, te pl\u00e2ngi de prea mult bine?
\nB\u0103rbat pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd: Nuuuu, c\u0103 nu-i a\u015fa. Era o individ\u0103 cu ochelari de soare \u015fi un pardesiu lung, de m\u0103tura p\u0103m\u00e2ntul. Mi-a ie\u015fit \u00een cale pe o str\u0103du\u0163\u0103 l\u0103turalnic\u0103, \u015fi-a dat ochelarii mai pe v\u00e2rful nasului, s-a uitat lung \u015fi pervers la mine.
\nOfi\u0163er: Aaaah… a\u015fa…
\nB\u0103rbat pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd: \u015ei deodat\u0103 m-a apucat de \u00eencheieturile m\u00e2inilor \u015fi m-a lipit de perete.
\nOfi\u0163er: O, da…
\nB\u0103rbat pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd: O, nu! Apoi a deschis nasturele din dreptul prohabului \u015fi a scos capul unui strap-on uria\u015f, pe care mi l-a \u00eenfipt brusc \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 cru\u0163are \u00een anus.
\nOfi\u0163er (tremur\u00e2nd): Deci \u00een gur\u0103 nu te-a violat?
\nB\u0103rbat pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd: Nuuu…
\nOfi\u0163er: Excelent. Treci \u00een genunchi. \ud83d\ude08 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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