\u015ei nu \u00eencerc s\u0103 sugerez c\u0103 neglijen\u0163a ar fi mai bun\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103. <\/p>\n
Dar genul de om care se \u0163ine singur sub observa\u0163ie f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eencetare \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 raporturi periodice de s\u0103n\u0103tate, isteriz\u00e2ndu-se de la orice c\u0103c\u0103\u0163el \u00eemi inspir\u0103 o sil\u0103 teribil\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i aminte\u015fte clip\u0103 de clip\u0103 c\u0103 nu e\u015fti dec\u00e2t o colec\u0163ie de ma\u0163e \u015fi de organe, \u015fi \u00een orice moment, unul dintre acestea se poate defecta, iar \u00een acea clip\u0103 vei avea \u015fanse mai mari s\u0103 devii un cadavru \u015fi s\u0103 putreze\u015fti. <\/p>\n
Serios, e gre\u0163os s\u0103 tot raportezi lumii culoarea urinei, consisten\u0163a fecalelor \u015fi alte asemenea detalii care ne fac mereu s\u0103 ne felicit\u0103m c\u0103 n-am dat la medicin\u0103. Asta era exact arma secret\u0103 cu care \u00eemi \u00eenfr\u00e2ngeam emo\u0163iile fa\u0163\u0103 de profesori \u00een examene: mi-i imaginam pe bud\u0103, c\u0103c\u00e2ndu-se. Dac\u0103 un om se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 asta din proprie ini\u0163iativ\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi pierde subit orice farmec \u015fi devine subit un aparat excretor cu ochi. Un conglomerat de ma\u0163e cu ochi. <\/p>\n
Un pic de discre\u0163ie se poate? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u015ei nu \u00eencerc s\u0103 sugerez c\u0103 neglijen\u0163a ar fi mai bun\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103. Dar genul de om care se \u0163ine singur sub observa\u0163ie f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eencetare...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}