{"id":3616,"date":"2011-05-03T12:23:50","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T09:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3616"},"modified":"2011-05-03T12:23:50","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T09:23:50","slug":"the-real-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/the-real-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Real Thing&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Azi m-am trezit megaciufut\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103tul\u0103 peste cap de oamenii cu target. Cu p\u0103reri preconcepute. <\/p>\n<p>To\u0163i \u0103\u015ftia pretind c\u0103 se afl\u0103 \u00een c\u0103utarea adev\u0103rului, dar de fapt adev\u0103rul pe care \u00eel caut\u0103 ei este ideea fix\u0103, preconceput\u0103, b\u0103tut\u0103 bine \u00een cuie, din mintea lor. Chestie care m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 de-mi vine s\u0103 le fut borduri \u00een din\u0163i \u015fi bocanci peste mutr\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>E\u015fti un l\u0103bar frenetic, dornic s\u0103 stoarc\u0103 \u00een permanen\u0163\u0103 \u0103ia cinci stropi de sperm\u0103 care \u0163i s-au acumulat \u00een scrot de la ultima lab\u0103 \u00eencoace? Bun. &#8220;The real thing&#8221; pentru tine va fi tot ce spune o femeie sau tot ce beh\u0103ie o capr\u0103 \u015fi sun\u0103 sexual &#8211; restul nu exist\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>E\u015fti un drogat cr\u00e2ncen, care nu \u015ftie ce s\u0103-\u015fi mai \u00eendese \u00een ven\u0103? &#8220;The real thing&#8221; pentru tine va fi tot ce \u0163ine de prafuri, pastile \u015fi seringi, \u00een rest, via\u0163a \u015fi alte chestii ale ei pot s\u0103 se duc\u0103 dracului. <\/p>\n<p>E\u015fti un cre\u015ftin cu idei morale rigide ca ghipsul \u00eent\u0103rit? &#8220;The real thing&#8221; vor fi numai oamenii care pozeaz\u0103 \u00een oi\u0163e bl\u00e2nde. Dac\u0103 o femeie recunoa\u015fte c\u0103 se simte bine cu o pul\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru, musai e curv\u0103, dom&#8217;le. A un\u015fpea porunc\u0103 nescris\u0103 de pe tablele lui Moise era: &#8220;Numai b\u0103rbatul simte pl\u0103cere din sex; dac\u0103 \u015fi ei \u00eei place, e o curv\u0103!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Etc., etc., etc. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei pentru c\u0103 azi m-am trezit megaciufut\u0103, v\u0103 urez tuturor fixi\u015ftilor, dar mai cu seam\u0103 \u0103lora pentru care o bere \u00eenseamn\u0103 musai sex, sau sexul \u00eenseamn\u0103 musai curv\u0103s\u0103real\u0103, o moarte lung\u0103, lent\u0103, chinuit\u0103, \u00een m\u00e2inile unuia care va avea ideea fix\u0103 c\u0103 durerea voastr\u0103 egal pl\u0103cerea lui. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi m-am trezit megaciufut\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103tul\u0103 peste cap de oamenii cu target. Cu p\u0103reri preconcepute. To\u0163i \u0103\u015ftia pretind c\u0103 se afl\u0103 \u00een c\u0103utarea adev\u0103rului,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}