Nemuia este singura frustrare a celor 30 de ani \u00een care – \u00een fine, 10 ani \u00een care mi-am satisf\u0103cut pe deplin toate insatisfac\u0163iile \u015fi mi-am umplut toate g\u0103urile fizice \u015fi psihice cu tot ce am considerat de cuviin\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n
Dar ce anume este nemuia? <\/p>\n
P\u0103i: A\u015fa cum Nichita St\u0103nescu a inventat necuv\u00e2ntul \u015fi l-a definit drept cuv\u00e2ntul poten\u0163ial \u015fi niciodat\u0103 complet, a\u015fa cum Arghezi a inventat nefuterea \u015fi a definit-o drept “logodnic\u0103 de-a pururi, so\u0163ie niciodat\u0103”, eu \u00een seara asta inventez nemuia, \u015fi o definesc a\u015fa: <\/p>\n
re\u0163inerea de a da muie cuiva care \u00ee\u0163i dovede\u015fte c\u0103 o merit\u0103. e o persoan\u0103 execrabil\u0103, detestabil\u0103, lamentabil\u0103 \u015fi vomabil\u0103, \u00eentreaga ta f\u0103ptur\u0103 t\u00e2nje\u015fte dup\u0103 r\u0103cnetul eliberator, dar ceva – nu se \u015ftie ce – te re\u0163ine \u015fi alegi s\u0103 te retragi demn, \u00een timp ce \u00een forul t\u0103u interior r\u0103sar o mie de tentacule hentai decorate cu capete de pul\u0103, care se \u00eendreapt\u0103 glorios spre gura persoanei respective. <\/p>\n
dar \u00ee\u0163i re\u0163ii tentaculele, le \u00eenghi\u0163i \u015fi pleci. asta e nemuia. \u015fi e singura frustrare pe care am tr\u0103it-o vreodat\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u015ei o reac\u0163ie a unui coleg de la Vice: <\/p>\n
stefan iancu: \ud83d\ude44
\nstefan iancu: vezi, asta e genul de post care ma sperie, ma face sa ma gandesc ca ar putea fi vorba despre mine
\nlorena lupu: nu
\nlorena lupu: ce treab\u0103 am eu cu tine?
\nstefan iancu: nu conteaza
\nlorena lupu: tu nu mi-ai dat motive s\u0103 scriu genul \u0103sta de post
\nstefan iancu: sunt un monstru ca toti ceilalti, crede-ma
\nlorena lupu: nu mi-ai ar\u0103tat asta. ce nu \u00eemi ar\u0103\u0163i, nu exist\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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