{"id":3631,"date":"2011-05-06T12:27:24","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T09:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3631"},"modified":"2020-11-05T21:06:27","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T18:06:27","slug":"innebunesti-in-timp-ce-faceti-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/innebunesti-in-timp-ce-faceti-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum s\u0103-l \u00eennebune\u015fti \u00een timp ce face\u0163i sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

Perfecte.ro, site-ul pe care cli\u015feul face cas\u0103 bun\u0103 cu lipsa total\u0103 de content, love\u015fte din nou! Cu un alt material marca: “Ce \u0163i-ar spune primii cinci de pe strad\u0103 dac\u0103 n-ar fugi s\u0103 prind\u0103 autobuzul \u015fi dac\u0103 le-ai pune \u00eentrebarea asta”. Iat\u0103 minunea<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vrei \u00eentr-adev\u0103r s\u0103 \u00eennebune\u015fti un b\u0103rbat \u00eenainte\/dup\u0103\/\u00een timp ce, o po\u0163i face \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 fug\u0103 \u00een lume url\u00e2nd. \u015ei iat\u0103 cum:<\/p>\n

1. “Pisi, are ceva dac\u0103 sunt pe ro\u015fu? Hai, c\u0103 \u015etefan cel Mare a \u00eenfruntat r\u00e2uri de s\u00e2nge la Rovine \u015fi la C\u0103lug\u0103reni, tu nu mori de la un p\u00e2r\u00e2ia\u015f insignifiant”. Privire mai oripilat\u0103, \u015focat\u0103, terifiat\u0103, nu vei vedea \u00een via\u0163a ta. Nici dac\u0103 i-ai spune “Pisi, am o anomalie genetic\u0103: posed dou\u0103 pxxxde” nu s-ar speria a\u015fa.
\nVarianta pentru adep\u0163ii \u00eenr\u0103i\u0163i ai fingeringului, care sunt deja cu degetul \u00een tine \u00eenainte s\u0103 zici p\u00e2s: “Mai ai pu\u0163in \u015fi dai de din\u0163i”.<\/p>\n

2. “Ce mic\u0103 o ai!” Po\u0163i s\u0103-i spui unuia c\u0103 e un ratat. Po\u0163i s\u0103-i iei toat\u0103 axiologia-n pxl\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 te pi\u015fi pe crezul lui cel mai fierbinte. Po\u0163i s\u0103-i spui c\u0103 e o maimu\u0163\u0103 hidoas\u0103, c\u0103 e mai ur\u00e2t dec\u00e2t Osama-mort-\u015fi-trucat \u015fi mai prost dec\u00e2t o fabric\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 de garduri. N-o s\u0103-l doar\u0103 ca o privire batjocoritoare \u00eendreptat\u0103 asupra sold\u0103\u0163elului \u00eendreptat spre atac \u015fi cele patru cuvinte magice: “Ce mic\u0103 o ai!”<\/p>\n

3. C\u00e2rcelul. E\u015fti deja \u00een plin\u0103 ac\u0163iune,v\u0103\u00a0 fxte\u021bi cu o du\u015fm\u0103nie aprig\u0103, cu din\u0163i \u00eencle\u015fta\u0163i. Se vede c\u0103 nu se mai controleaz\u0103, c\u0103 e “totally into it”. \u015ei exact \u00een acel moment \u00eencremene\u015fti \u015fi sco\u0163i un \u0163ip\u0103t: “Auuu, mi-a intrat un c\u00e2rcel \u00een talp\u0103”. Eventual \u00eei \u015fi propte\u015fti talpa de piept: “F\u0103-mi un masaj, c\u0103 doareeee”.<\/p>\n

4. \u015ei dac\u0103 toate acestea fi-vor \u00eenv\u0103\u0163ate, v\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne tu\u015feul final. Manevra lele M\u0103rie. Care e a\u015fa.<\/p>\n

Tot fxtut cu du\u015fm\u0103nie \u015fi pierdere de control, etc.
\nEl: Hai, nebuno, spune-mi c\u0103-\u0163i place cum te fxt!
\nTu (brusc): Auzi,noi\u00a0 am pl\u0103tit \u00eentre\u0163inerea luna asta?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Perfecte.ro, site-ul pe care cli\u015feul face cas\u0103 bun\u0103 cu lipsa total\u0103 de content, love\u015fte din nou! Cu un alt material marca: “Ce \u0163i-ar spune...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9348,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/crazy_nebun.jpg?fit=350%2C350&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3631"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20704,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3631\/revisions\/20704"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}