{"id":3642,"date":"2011-05-09T19:30:22","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T16:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3642"},"modified":"2011-05-09T19:30:22","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T16:30:22","slug":"la-multi-ani-goodman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/la-multi-ani-goodman\/","title":{"rendered":"La mul\u0163i ani, goodman!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Goodman, zis \u015fi Lauren\u0163iu, \u015fi bogdan-clon\u0103 (din cauza idului fake cu care parodiaz\u0103 un alt fost labagiu sinistru pe acest blog, \u0103la mega-plicticos \u015fi libidinos) se aniverseaz\u0103. Eu am avut treab\u0103, de aceea nu am stat s\u0103-i dau muie festiv\u0103 cot la cot cu fanii straight ai acestui blog. <\/p>\n<p>Goodman m-a futut atroce la icre cu cele mai penale mailuri din lume \u015fi cu cele mai de c\u0103cat comentarii. Cum apare, toat\u0103 lumea, inclusiv femeile, deci tot poporul scoate pula ca o armat\u0103 de exhibi\u0163ioni\u015fti, \u015fi \u00eel fute senin \u015fi cu \u00eenc\u00e2ntare \u00een gur\u0103. Ceea ce e art\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Oamenii cu chutzpah, cum e \u0162u\u0163u cel cu talent \u015fi goodman cel cu gol\u0103neli, conduc p\u0103m\u00e2ntul. Bunul-sim\u0163 e o pierdere de vreme, tr\u0103iasc\u0103 lipsa total\u0103 a m\u0103surii \u015fi a lungului de nas. Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Pinocchio, tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Hitler, tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Vali Vijelie, TR\u0102IASC\u0102 GOODMAN. Enerveaz\u0103-i c\u00e2t mai mult pe oamenii \u0103\u015ftia, ca ei s\u0103 te \u00eenjure frenetic \u015fi eu s\u0103 r\u00e2d. <\/p>\n<p>so says the shepherd. so says the flock. get the FLOCK out. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goodman, zis \u015fi Lauren\u0163iu, \u015fi bogdan-clon\u0103 (din cauza idului fake cu care parodiaz\u0103 un alt fost labagiu sinistru pe acest blog, \u0103la mega-plicticos \u015fi&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}