{"id":3648,"date":"2011-05-11T17:21:06","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T14:21:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3648"},"modified":"2011-05-11T17:21:06","modified_gmt":"2011-05-11T14:21:06","slug":"trenurile-noastre-toate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/trenurile-noastre-toate\/","title":{"rendered":"Trenurile noastre toate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>b\u0103\u0103\u0103i, deci e adev\u0103rat: bogatul pl\u0103te\u015fte de 4 ori c\u00e2t s\u0103racul pentru acela\u015fi c\u0103cat. <\/p>\n<p>c\u00e2nd eram s\u0103rac\u0103, mergeam cu personalul. f\u0103ceam un num\u0103r nedefinit de ore p\u00e2n\u0103 la bra\u015fov, cu \u00eent\u00e2rzieri de c\u00e2te 2 ore \u015fi etc. \u00eenfigeam laptopul \u00een priz\u0103, stickul de orange \u00een laptop \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la bra\u015fov f\u0103ceam sex virtual cu minim 10 wankeri diferi\u0163i, care nu \u015ftiau unul de altul, c\u0103 a\u015fa-i frumos \u00een dragoste. <\/p>\n<p>acum, merg cu rapidul, care cost\u0103 de 4 ori pe at\u00e2t. terror: pula prize. Vine na\u015ful.<br \/>\n-Dar prize nu sunt?<br \/>\n-Ba da, la toalet\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Behehehe, sper c\u0103 v\u0103 e clar, eu c\u00e2nd fac cybersex cu wankerii r\u00e2d de wankereala lor \u015fi at\u00e2t. Asta e mi\u015fto de f\u0103cut \u00eentr-un loc comod, cum ar fi compartimentul de tren, gen. <\/p>\n<p>Dar na\u015ful, sufletist, revine:<br \/>\n-E priz\u0103 \u015fi \u00een vagonul restaurant. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei mi-am luat eu o cafea slab\u0103 \u015fi proast\u0103 de 10 lei, \u015fi &#8230; nu am f\u0103cut cybersex cu wankeri, ci m-am pus pe scris. C\u0103 am enorm de lucru, s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig mul\u0163i bani, s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc acela\u015fi c\u0103cat de 4,5 ori c\u00e2t face. *shoots herself in the head*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>b\u0103\u0103\u0103i, deci e adev\u0103rat: bogatul pl\u0103te\u015fte de 4 ori c\u00e2t s\u0103racul pentru acela\u015fi c\u0103cat. c\u00e2nd eram s\u0103rac\u0103, mergeam cu personalul. f\u0103ceam un num\u0103r nedefinit&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}