{"id":3718,"date":"2011-06-02T18:27:26","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T15:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3718"},"modified":"2011-06-02T18:27:26","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T15:27:26","slug":"cumparaturi-si-alice-cooper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cumparaturi-si-alice-cooper\/","title":{"rendered":"Cump\u0103r\u0103turi \u015fi Alice Cooper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>St\u0103team azi la coad\u0103 la Mega Image \u015fi m\u0103 uitam \u00een co\u015furile oamenilor. M\u0103 \u00eentrebam: oare ce cump\u0103r\u0103 oamenii spune ceva despre ei? \u0102la care cump\u0103r\u0103 8 beri \u015fi ni\u015fte carne ro\u015fie. Aia care nu cump\u0103r\u0103 dec\u00e2t alimente de baz\u0103: f\u0103in\u0103, m\u0103lai, ulei, zah\u0103r, esen\u0163\u0103 de rom &#8211; sigur g\u0103te\u015fte. Aia care \u00ee\u015fi ia doar o pung\u0103 de pufule\u0163i \u015fi un plic de nes e student\u0103 s\u0103rac\u0103 &#8211; a\u015fa f\u0103ceam \u015fi eu. Aia care ia trei ciocol\u0103\u0163ele, trei pungi de jeleuri, trei pungu\u0163e de pufarine, trei-doamne-\u015fi-to\u0163i-trei are trei copii \u015fi la ei \u00een cas\u0103 e un sim\u0163 \u00eenr\u0103it al echit\u0103\u0163ii. Sau poate are doi \u015fi mama se pune tot copil. <\/p>\n<p>Apoi m-am uitat la mine. O caserol\u0103 cu gr\u0103tare de pui, dou\u0103 banane, o pung\u0103 de semin\u0163e, o cutie de toat\u0103 portocala \u015fi dou\u0103 plicule\u0163e de Whiskas. Magnific. Un nutri\u0163ionist ar fi m\u00e2ndru de mine &#8211; chit c\u0103 mai cedez poftei de carne. <\/p>\n<p>Iar cu Alice Cooper o s\u0103 fac interviu \u00een Playboy. \u015etiu c\u0103 v\u0103 era dor s\u0103 m\u0103 mai vede\u0163i tr\u0103g\u00e2nd c\u00e2te o personalitate autentic\u0103 de limbi. Apropo de Alice, pun pariu c\u0103 nu \u015fti\u0163i varianta lui genial\u0103 de Irod din Jesus Christ Superstar, nu? Iat-o. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Z6NSVrXQfvc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St\u0103team azi la coad\u0103 la Mega Image \u015fi m\u0103 uitam \u00een co\u015furile oamenilor. M\u0103 \u00eentrebam: oare ce cump\u0103r\u0103 oamenii spune ceva despre ei? \u0102la&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}