{"id":3726,"date":"2011-06-06T19:10:49","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T16:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3726"},"modified":"2011-06-06T19:10:49","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T16:10:49","slug":"ostap-bender-e-frumos-din-nou-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ostap-bender-e-frumos-din-nou-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ostap Bender e frumos din nou"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(guest poem de Dama cu Pandalii) <\/p>\n<p>\u015etii tu<br \/>\noare<br \/>\ncum \u00ee\u015fi<br \/>\n\u00eencheie Os<br \/>\nTap Bender scri<br \/>\nsori<br \/>\nle de dragoste? <\/p>\n<p>Nu, r\u0103spunse cititorul<br \/>\nNu am primit o scrisoare de dragos<br \/>\nte<br \/>\nde la Ostap Bender \u015fi nici dac\u0103<br \/>\na\u015f<br \/>\nfi<br \/>\nprimit nu<br \/>\na\u015f<br \/>\nfi<br \/>\ncitit \u00eencheierea<br \/>\nPentru c\u0103<br \/>\na\u015f<br \/>\nfi<br \/>\nvrut ca Ostap Bender s\u0103 nu termine niciodat\u0103 <\/p>\n<p>Nu conteaz\u0103, zice Dama cu Pandalii,<br \/>\nadic\u0103<br \/>\neu<br \/>\nera oricum o<br \/>\n\u00eentrebare<br \/>\nretoric\u0103<br \/>\npentru c\u0103 Ostap Ben<br \/>\nder \u00eemi scrie scrisori de dragoste<br \/>\ndec\u00e2t<br \/>\nmie<br \/>\n\u015fi le<br \/>\n\u00eencheie astfel: <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>te s\u0103rut pe pizdulice. al t\u0103u, ve\u0219nic \u00eenamorat, o.b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(guest poem de Dama cu Pandalii) \u015etii tu oare cum \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencheie Os Tap Bender scri sori le de dragoste? Nu, r\u0103spunse cititorul Nu&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}