{"id":3758,"date":"2011-06-18T16:54:55","date_gmt":"2011-06-18T13:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3758"},"modified":"2011-06-18T16:54:55","modified_gmt":"2011-06-18T13:54:55","slug":"nostalgia-iasmacului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nostalgia-iasmacului\/","title":{"rendered":"Nostalgia ia\u015fmacului"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Po\u0163i avea vreo nostalgie fa\u0163\u0103 de vreun obiect vestimentar pe care nu l-ai purtat niciodat\u0103? O, da. <\/p>\n

Veneam spre cas\u0103, \u00een metrou. Cred c\u0103 azi a fost ziua mea radioas\u0103 din punct de vedere al look-ului, pentru c\u0103 se holba un coc\u0103l\u0103rete la mine cu una dintre privirile alea at\u00e2t de jignitoare prin intensitate \u015fi expresie, \u00eenc\u00e2t “b\u0103i, curvo, hai s\u0103 ne futem” devine, prin compara\u0163ie, un dulce g\u00e2ngurit de salon. M\u0103 uit \u00een alt\u0103 parte, prind privirea unui nene \u00eentre dou\u0103 v\u00e2rste, care \u00eemi fixa cu ochi ca dou\u0103 cuie decolteul. M\u0103 ridic, merg mai \u00eencolo. M\u0103 opresc \u00een picioare, cu spatele la \u00eentregul metrou. \u00cen geam v\u0103d reflect\u00e2ndu-se mutra altui \u0163\u00e2g\u0103nos bor\u00e2t care se holba la mine. Bleaaaah! <\/p>\n

\u015ei atunci am \u00een\u0163eles. \u00cen \u0163\u0103rile musulmane, unde nefuterea e cronic\u0103, femeile nu-\u015fi acoper\u0103 fa\u0163a (doar) pentru c\u0103 li se impune ci, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, s\u0103 se apere. S\u0103 pun\u0103 ceva \u00eentre ele \u015fi ochii cretinilor. Ai cretinilor care n-au avut prieteni s\u0103-i avertizeze, “b\u0103i, dobitocule, dac\u0103 bele\u015fti a\u015fa ochii la una, nu e\u015fti sexos \u015fi nici futubil, ci sc\u00e2rbos, retard, bor\u00e2bil \u015fi flegmabil”. <\/p>\n

Iar dac\u0103 moda ia\u015fmacului nu exist\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u015fti, o invent\u0103m. Luni m\u0103 duc la un magazin ar\u0103besc s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r c\u00e2teva \u0163inute de genul. P\u0103r negru, ochi negri am – deci pot p\u0103c\u0103li c\u0103-s ar\u0103boaic\u0103. S\u0103 facem ia\u015fmacul s\u0103 intre \u00een trend! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Po\u0163i avea vreo nostalgie fa\u0163\u0103 de vreun obiect vestimentar pe care nu l-ai purtat niciodat\u0103? O, da. Veneam spre cas\u0103, \u00een metrou. Cred c\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}