Zilele astea am fost la dou\u0103 castinguri, ambele cu copii mici. Poate am ceva matern \u00een mecl\u0103 \u015fi nu \u015ftiu? Poate ar trebui s\u0103-mi bat\u0103 un ceas biologic pe care Dumnezeu a uitat s\u0103 mi-l monteze? M\u0103 rog, irelevant. <\/p>\n
Primul a fost cu o feti\u0163\u0103 de vreo cinci ani, care cic\u0103 era a mea \u015fi care trebuia s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 ni\u015fte m\u0103rturisiri dulci \u015fi naive. A fost fain, ne-am jucat, ne-am r\u00e2s, mi-a zis c\u0103-s gras\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eencerc regimul disociat, c\u0103 ea cu \u0103la sl\u0103be\u015fte, \u015fi mi-a recomandat s\u0103 m\u0103 machiez cu nuan\u0163e de roz. Apoi a \u00eenceput proba.
\nIndica\u0163ie regizoral\u0103: G\u00e2nde\u015fte-te la un b\u0103iat care-\u0163i place.
\nFeti\u0163a (dispre\u0163uitoare): Pfff, mi se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie de ei.
\nIndica\u0163ie regizoral\u0103: OK, atunci g\u00e2nde\u015fte-te la unul ideal, care ar fi perfect, un extraterestru minunat \u015fi fabulos, \u015fi poveste\u015fte-i despre el mamei tale.
\n\u015ei feti\u0163a s-a conformat.
\nDup\u0103 prob\u0103 o \u00eentreb:
\n-Dar ce au b\u0103ie\u0163ii normali, de ce nu-\u0163i plac?
\n\u015ei ea ofteaz\u0103 din r\u0103runchii celor cinci ani ai ei:
\n-Fat\u0103, n-ai observat c\u00e2t sunt to\u0163i de zg\u00e2rci\u0163i? <\/p>\n
Deci da, dac\u0103 o s\u0103 am vreodat\u0103 o feti\u0163\u0103, a\u015fa o vreau. S\u0103 fie ea aia de\u015fteapt\u0103 \u015fi cu sfaturile la purt\u0103tor. S\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e ea cum e cu via\u0163a, cu b\u0103rba\u0163ii \u015fi cu nemurirea sufletului. <\/p>\n
La alt casting, am avut un b\u0103ie\u0163el. Ne-am primit textele, m-am uitat de dou\u0103 ori pe al meu \u015fi l-am memorat vag. Apoi am v\u0103zut c\u0103 bunic\u0103-sa se chinuia din greu s\u0103-l \u00eenve\u0163e \u015fi pe el textul lui, mecanic, “pe dinafar\u0103”, i-am zis:
\n-Nu vrei s\u0103-l \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103?
\n-Ba da.
\n\u015ei l-am ajutat s\u0103-l \u00eenve\u0163e pe din\u0103untru, \u00een mod logic, s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 situa\u0163ia de parc\u0103 i s-ar \u00eent\u00e2mpla lui, s\u0103 reac\u0163ioneze, etc. \u015ei chiar avea talent. \u015ei nu doar talent, era inteligent, venea cu propuneri. L-am luat \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi l-am pupat. \u015ei atunci face:
\n-S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 mie-mi place pu\u0163in de tine.
\n-Cum a\u015fa?
\n-C\u0103 e\u015fti destul de frumoas\u0103. \u015ei \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m bine \u00eempreun\u0103. <\/p>\n
Ei, dac\u0103 a\u015f avea un b\u0103iat, a\u015fa a\u015f vrea s\u0103 fie. Creativ \u015fi pufos, cooperant \u015fi dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015f. <\/p>\n
Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 e foarte mi\u015fto s\u0103 interac\u0163ionezi cu copii. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Zilele astea am fost la dou\u0103 castinguri, ambele cu copii mici. Poate am ceva matern \u00een mecl\u0103 \u015fi nu \u015ftiu? Poate ar trebui s\u0103-mi...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}