{"id":3789,"date":"2011-06-24T15:27:52","date_gmt":"2011-06-24T12:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3789"},"modified":"2011-06-24T15:27:52","modified_gmt":"2011-06-24T12:27:52","slug":"si-ce-ma-enerveaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-ce-ma-enerveaza\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei ce m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2te ori se discut\u0103 despre art\u0103, vine c\u00e2te un retard b\u0103tut grav \u00een cap s\u0103-mi explice cum e s\u0103 faci din c\u0103cat bici \u015fi s\u0103 trosneasc\u0103 gratis.<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103i, labagiilor, fute-v-a\u015f mamele moarte cu o rang\u0103-n g\u00e2\u0163i: eu nu m\u0103 duc la un atelier de scul\u0103rie s\u0103-mi dau cu p\u0103rerea pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 pricep \u015fi nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 fac de r\u00e2s. Poate ar trebui s\u0103 lua\u0163i exemplu.<\/p>\n<p>Idio\u0163ii dracu&#8217; handicapa\u0163i, ARTA S\u0102RAC\u0102 arat\u0103 fix a\u015fa, A S\u0102R\u0102CIE \u015eI A LUCRU DRES MITOC\u0102NE\u015eTE. Ocazional se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103-i fete unuia mintea o idee simpl\u0103 \u015fi genial de ieftin\u0103, DAR NU E NORMAL S\u0102 DEVIN\u0102 ASTA REGULA. Un film rom\u00e2nesc contemporan realist \u015fi plin de tomberoane e mega art\u0103, o cinematografie plin\u0103 numai de tomberoane pe baz\u0103 de &#8220;n-avem bani&#8221; e o caliceal\u0103 sinistr\u0103 care sare-n ochi.<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai abera\u0163i, fute-v-a\u015f familiile voastre de retarzi, despre faptul c\u0103 arta n-ar trebui s\u0103 coste. Ba ar trebui. Pl\u0103ti\u0163i, \u00een pizda mamelor voastre idioate, bilet la spectacolele \u015fi concertele voastre preferate (s\u0103 sus\u0163ine\u0163i, \u00een mor\u0163ii mamelor voastre, arti\u015ftii care v\u0103 plac \u015fi care nu au cum s\u0103 dea acela\u015fi randament dac\u0103 mai \u015fi \u015fterg mese opt ore pe zi la McDonalds), &#8211; c\u0103 muzicile \u015fi filmele le ciordi\u0163i oricum de pe isohunt.<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 v\u0103ic\u0103ri\u0163i c\u0103 nu v\u0103 sim\u0163i\u0163i reprezenta\u0163i de Inna \u015fi de alte hahalere? Promova\u0163i VOI, \u00een mor\u0163ii mamelor voastre proaste, arti\u015ftii care crede\u0163i c\u0103 v\u0103 reprezint\u0103. Dac\u0103 b\u0103ie\u0163ii de la voi din cartier au forma\u0163ie \u015fi c\u00e2nt\u0103 mi\u015fto (DAR NU AU DESCHIDERE LA CASE DE DISCURI, PENTRU C\u0102 NU-S &#8220;\u00een trendul oficial&#8221; \u015fi nici BANI (se vede clar cuv\u00e2ntul?) de un videoclip profi, nu de o c\u00e2rp\u0103ceal\u0103), m\u0103car scrie\u0163i despre ei la voi pe bloguri. Desigur, ca ni\u015fte loaze retarde, nu face\u0163i nimic. Doar nazuri, mofturi, fi\u0163e.<\/p>\n<p>Da, luz\u0103rilor, arta necesit\u0103 BANI. MECENAT. SUS\u0162INERE. Iar \u00een Rom\u00e2nia ideea este teribil de prost \u00een\u0163eleas\u0103. De aceea nu fac eu art\u0103 dec\u00e2t ocazional \u015fi m\u0103 feresc ca de dracu&#8217; s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc din asta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2te ori se discut\u0103 despre art\u0103, vine c\u00e2te un retard b\u0103tut grav \u00een cap s\u0103-mi explice cum e s\u0103 faci din c\u0103cat bici&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}