{"id":3819,"date":"2011-07-03T22:54:04","date_gmt":"2011-07-03T19:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3819"},"modified":"2011-07-03T22:54:04","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T19:54:04","slug":"hai-sa-ne-vaicarim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/hai-sa-ne-vaicarim\/","title":{"rendered":"Hai s\u0103 ne v\u0103ic\u0103rim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vrem s\u0103 fim incredibil de patetici \u015fi de penibili? Cel mai simplu e prin a \u00eencepe s\u0103 le arunc\u0103m oamenilor \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 acuze despre a\u015ftept\u0103rile noastre \u00een\u015felate, mai ales atunci c\u00e2nd ei nu au cititorul de g\u00e2nduri la ei, \u015fi nici dac\u0103 l-ar avea, nu au motiv s\u0103 le pese de a\u015ftept\u0103rile noastre \u00een\u015felate. <\/p>\n<p>Gen: <\/p>\n<p>Ciprian: B\u0103i, Corino, de ce ai purtat azi fust\u0103 scurt\u0103?<br \/>\nCorina: De ce s\u0103 n-o port? N-am celulit\u0103 \u015fi \u00eemi st\u0103 bine.<br \/>\nCiprian: Dar se uitau to\u0163i golanii la tine.<br \/>\nCorina: A\u015fa, \u015fi?<br \/>\nCiprian: Curvo! Recunoa\u015fte c\u0103 e\u015fti o curv\u0103 \u015fi vrei s\u0103 se uite to\u0163i la tine?<br \/>\nCorina: B\u0103ie\u0163a\u015f, e\u015fti prost \u015fi vezi multe filme de serie B.<br \/>\nCiprian: \u015ei nici nu m\u0103 respec\u0163i ca b\u0103rbat.<br \/>\nCorina: Cum mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii vrei s\u0103 te respect ca b\u0103rbat, dac\u0103 tu nu te por\u0163i ca un b\u0103rbat, ci ca o pul\u0103 proast\u0103?<br \/>\nCiprian: Iar eu voiam o rela\u0163ie cu tine!<br \/>\nCorina: B\u0103i, idiotule. Nu ajunge s\u0103 vrei tu, mai trebuie s\u0103 vreau \u015fi eu. Am dat eu vreodat\u0103 semne c\u0103 vreau o rela\u0163ie cu tine? Am \u00eencercat s\u0103 ar\u0103t vreodat\u0103, prin cuvinte, gesturi, etc. inten\u0163ia explicit\u0103 de a avea o rela\u0163ie cu tine? NU. \u015ei atunci de ce pizda m\u0103-tii de vit\u0103 proast\u0103 \u00eemi faci repro\u015furi? \u00cen raport cu ce?<br \/>\nCiprian: \u00cen raport cu modul \u00een care ar trebui s\u0103 fii.<br \/>\nCorina: \u015ei de c\u00e2nd decizi tu modul \u00een care ar trebui s\u0103 fiu eu? De unde ai tu autoritatea de a dicta feluri de a fi?<br \/>\nCiprian: M\u0103 a\u015fteptam la altceva din partea ta.<br \/>\nCorina: PE BAZA A CE?<br \/>\nCiprian iese tr\u00e2ntind u\u015fa.<br \/>\nCorina: S\u0103 te fut\u0103 herghelia de la Letea. <\/p>\n<p>Muie tuturor Ciprienilor de pe acest p\u0103m\u00e2nt. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vrem s\u0103 fim incredibil de patetici \u015fi de penibili? Cel mai simplu e prin a \u00eencepe s\u0103 le arunc\u0103m oamenilor \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 acuze despre&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}