{"id":3828,"date":"2011-07-07T12:55:47","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T09:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3828"},"modified":"2011-07-07T12:55:47","modified_gmt":"2011-07-07T09:55:47","slug":"plimba-ne-tatele-peste-ochi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/plimba-ne-tatele-peste-ochi\/","title":{"rendered":"Plimb\u0103-ne \u0163\u00e2\u0163ele peste ochi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mici, mari, mere, pere, prune, pepeni, nuci de cocos, cu sf\u00e2rcuri mari, cu sf\u00e2rcuri mici, roz, maronii, bronzate sau ne-. Poate tu le ur\u0103\u015fti (\u00eenc\u0103 nu s-a n\u0103scut femeia care s\u0103 nu-\u015fi deteste \u0163\u00e2\u0163ele), dar noi le vrem. \u015ei pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 noi, le vrea fotograful Richard Kern, care preg\u0103te\u015fte un turneu est-european al show-ului &#8220;Shot by Kern&#8221;, de pe VBS TV (care-i tot un fel de VICE, numai c\u0103 pe televizor). <\/p>\n<p>Prin urmare, vrem poze cu \u0163\u00e2\u0163e, plus detalii personale \u015fi secrete \u015fi mai personale pe contact-romania@vice.com, \u00een urm\u0103toarele 7 zile. \u0162\u00e2\u0163ele tale pot face \u00eenconjurul lumii. Conform proverbului: &#8220;Maaamii, \u0103la-i sf\u00e2rcul meu la televizor&#8221; &#8220;Bine, fiica mea, dar \u00een realitate avea mai mult p\u0103r&#8221; &#8220;\u015etiu, dar \u00een drum spre casting am dat de un st\u00e2lp cu anun\u0163ul &#8216;Cump\u0103r\u0103m p\u0103r uman &#8211; 0744 \u015eUVI\u0162E&#8217; \u015fi am zis s\u0103 mai scot un ban&#8221; &#8220;Bine, mam\u0103, dar io pe cadranul fixului nu am dec\u00e2t cifre, tu de unde ai litere pe mobil? \ud83d\ude2f &#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Pe scurt, vezi umbra aia care p\u00e2nde\u015fte pe dup\u0103 col\u0163? E celebritatea. Acum trimite-ne mail cu \u0163\u00e2\u0163e. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mici, mari, mere, pere, prune, pepeni, nuci de cocos, cu sf\u00e2rcuri mari, cu sf\u00e2rcuri mici, roz, maronii, bronzate sau ne-. Poate tu le ur\u0103\u015fti&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}