{"id":3830,"date":"2011-07-08T12:02:14","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T09:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3830"},"modified":"2011-07-08T12:02:14","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T09:02:14","slug":"dragostea-i-ca-si-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dragostea-i-ca-si-o\/","title":{"rendered":"Dragostea-i ca \u015fi o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, Titele, ce-mi faci tu mie, Titele, de c\u00e2te ori vii s\u0103-mi c\u00e2n\u0163i la mandolin\u0103 sub balcon, ba \u00ee\u0163i chemi \u015fi toat\u0103 ga\u015fca de prieteni pe post de mariachi, Titele! Nu mai am g\u0103le\u0163i, Titele, \u015fi nici ghivece, Titele, pentru c\u0103 \u0163i le-am aruncat pe toate \u00een cap, Titele. Ba am \u015fi provocat o criz\u0103 mondial\u0103 de g\u0103le\u0163i, Titelu\u015f, de c\u00e2nd cump\u0103r zi de zi c\u00e2te 20, Titele, s\u0103 te alung. Dar tu vii s\u0103-mi c\u00e2n\u0163i sear\u0103 de sear\u0103 ca un trubadur: <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ox9yltt_lZg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Titele, ieri m-a vizitat administratorul blocului, s\u0103 m\u0103 amenin\u0163e c\u0103 m\u0103 trece pe pau\u015fal, c\u0103 nu e posibil una ca asta, domnule, s\u0103 fac a\u015fa o risip\u0103 de ap\u0103 \u00een capul t\u0103u. Ce era s\u0103-i zic? Nu ai cum s\u0103 arunci o g\u0103leat\u0103 goal\u0103, tre&#8217; s-o umpli cu ceva, Titele! <\/p>\n<p>Ah, Titele, de c\u00e2nd \u00eemi c\u00e2n\u0163i tu la mandolin\u0103 sub balcon, toate vecinele mele stau treze p\u00e2n\u0103 la 4 diminea\u0163a, \u00eent\u00e2rzie la serviciu \u015fi-\u015fi neglijeaz\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii, care \u015fi-au g\u0103sit cu to\u0163ii amante \u00een cartiere m\u0103rgina\u015fe. Vezi, Titele, cum distrugi tu morala muncitoreasc\u0103? P\u0103i treab\u0103-i asta, Titele? <\/p>\n<p>Lucrurile m\u0103re\u0163e, Titele, nu se \u00eenf\u0103ptuiesc sub balcoane. Sub balcoane se fac doar defil\u0103ri de trupe, Titele. \u015ei, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, cresc panselu\u0163e. Spune-le mariachilor t\u0103i, Titele, s\u0103 nu-mi calce panselu\u0163ele-n picioare, Titele, c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 arunc cu cu\u0163ite de buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u015fi n-o s\u0103 v\u0103 plac\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Masacrul de pe Panselu\u0163e, tablou de r\u0103zboi&#8221;. Pictur\u0103 neorealist\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, Titele, ce-mi faci tu mie, Titele, de c\u00e2te ori vii s\u0103-mi c\u00e2n\u0163i la mandolin\u0103 sub balcon, ba \u00ee\u0163i chemi \u015fi toat\u0103 ga\u015fca de&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}