{"id":3904,"date":"2011-07-20T12:01:49","date_gmt":"2011-07-20T09:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3904"},"modified":"2011-07-20T12:01:49","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T09:01:49","slug":"ballroom-blitz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ballroom-blitz\/","title":{"rendered":"Ballroom Blitz"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Gx02KOGhjes?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Reportera de la camera ascuns\u0103 se n\u0103pusti \u00een mijlocul trec\u0103torilor care umpleau centrul la ora de v\u00e2rf. Purta o rochie grea de m\u0103tase brodat\u0103, cu corset \u015fi crinolin\u0103, peruc\u0103 cu diadem\u0103, pudr\u0103 alb\u0103 de dou\u0103 degete pe obraz \u015fi o aluni\u0163\u0103 fals\u0103, cochet\u0103, pe buza superioar\u0103. Nim\u0103nui nu i se p\u0103ru nimic ie\u015fit din comun. Oamenii erau at\u00e2t de obi\u015fnui\u0163i cu arti\u015ftii str\u0103zii, cu saltimbancii, c\u0103lug\u0103rii de ocazie, clownii, prin\u0163esele, acordeoni\u015ftii, sampleri\u0163ele, gimna\u015ftii \u015fi jongleurii, \u00eenc\u00e2t, sim\u0163i ea, ar fi putut porni printre ei complet dezbr\u0103cat\u0103 \u015fi nimeni n-ar fi reac\u0163ionat. Camera ascuns\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi pierdea treptat rostul. Epoca \u00een care tu fabricai bomba \u015fi restul lumii s\u0103rea \u00een aer trecuse. Mai nou, to\u0163i fabricau bombe \u015fi to\u0163i aveau mecanisme de dezamorsare.<br \/>\n-Nu mi-a\u0163i v\u0103zut partenerul de vals? \u00eencerc\u0103 ea s\u0103 surprind\u0103 un trec\u0103tor oarecare.<br \/>\n-Ba da, a trecut pe aici acum cinci minute, r\u0103spunse acesta cu naturale\u0163e, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103.<br \/>\n-\u00cencotro s-a dus?<br \/>\nOmul \u00eei ar\u0103t\u0103 direc\u0163ia cu m\u00e2na \u015fi-\u015fi continu\u0103 lini\u015ftit drumul, de parc\u0103 nimic nu se \u00eent\u00e2mplase.<br \/>\nReportera d\u0103du ochii peste cap \u015fi se opri l\u00e2ng\u0103 o \u0163iganc\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een uniform\u0103 portocalie, sprijinit\u0103 \u00een m\u0103turoi.<br \/>\n-Nu mi-a\u0163i v\u0103zut partenerul de vals? L-am pierdut \u00een mul\u0163ime, sunt disperat\u0103, nu \u015ftiu cum s\u0103 g\u0103sesc calea\u015fca familiei mele.<br \/>\n-Ba da, m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f ochii, \u00eencolo s-a dus, zise \u0163iganca, indic\u00e2nd direc\u0163ia pe care i-a ar\u0103tase \u015fi trec\u0103torul.<br \/>\nSim\u0163i c\u0103 o cuprinde iritarea. Ce Dumnezeu se \u00eent\u00e2mpla? Se \u00een\u0163eleseser\u0103 to\u0163i din fojg\u0103iala asta s\u0103 \u00eei strice ei tableta tv?<br \/>\n-Don&#8217;\u015foara, o strig\u0103 un b\u0103iat cu nas c\u00e2rn \u015fi genunchi juli\u0163i, care vindea ziare. V\u0103 caut\u0103 partenerul dvs. de vals. \u00cencolo, indic\u0103 direc\u0163ia ar\u0103tat\u0103 de \u0163iganc\u0103.<br \/>\n-I-am zis \u015fi eu, pupa-l-a\u015f, complet\u0103 baba, cl\u0103tin\u00e2nd din cap. E cam buimac\u0103, tr\u0103i-i-ar, h\u0103sta e primul bal.<br \/>\nReportera se uit\u0103 \u00een direc\u0163ia ar\u0103tat\u0103 de ei \u015fi v\u0103zu un chio\u015fc cu \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103.<br \/>\n-\u00cencolo s-a dus? decise ea s\u0103 continue jocul.<br \/>\n\u00cen timp ce se apropia de chio\u015fc, un grup de fete pe role trecur\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea, strig\u00e2nd:<br \/>\n-Partenerul de vals \u00ee\u0163i transmite c\u0103 te a\u015fteapt\u0103. Gr\u0103be\u015fte-te.<br \/>\nSe apropie de chio\u015fc. &#8220;\u00cenchis&#8221;. Ap\u0103s\u0103 u\u015fa de lemn l\u0103cuit, veche, \u015fi deodat\u0103, un miros vanilat \u00eei invad\u0103 n\u0103rile. <!--more--> \u00cen\u0103untru, se afla o fat\u0103 blond\u0103, care \u00eenjura cu foc la mobil:<br \/>\n-B\u0103i, Cornele, d\u0103-o naibii. Abia mi-ai livrat aparatul de \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 \u015fi s-a defectat. Da, m\u0103, \u015ftiu c\u0103 e canicul\u0103 &#8211; dar \u0103sta e anotimpul de m\u00e2ncat \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 &#8211; vara, c\u00e2nd e canicul\u0103! Nu-mi spune tu mie s\u0103 cump\u0103r aparate care s\u0103 func\u0163ioneze iarna.<br \/>\nReportera (\u015fi cameramanul din spatele ei) urm\u0103rir\u0103 n\u0103uci cearta.<br \/>\n-Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, interveni reportera, fericit\u0103 c\u0103 a g\u0103sit \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit o victim\u0103. Nu mi-a\u0163i v\u0103zut partenerul de vals? L-am pierdut prin mul\u0163ime.<br \/>\n-A, da, tres\u0103ri fata blond\u0103. S-a s\u0103turat de a\u015fteptare, a urcat \u00een calea\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi a plecat acas\u0103. (\u015ei \u00eenapoi, la mobil): Deci, b\u0103i Cornele, cum facem: \u00eemi \u00eenlocuie\u015fti aparatul \u00een cursul zilei?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reportera de la camera ascuns\u0103 se n\u0103pusti \u00een mijlocul trec\u0103torilor care umpleau centrul la ora de v\u00e2rf. Purta o rochie grea de m\u0103tase brodat\u0103,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[202,229,230,247,290,295,336,349],"class_list":["post-3904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-los-angeles","tag-mod-club-theatre","tag-montreal","tag-new-york-city","tag-romania","tag-san-francisco","tag-toronto","tag-united-states"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3904\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}