***** Florin: ca n-am ajuns sa-l citesc vreodata
\n***** Florin: si mi-am amintit aseara si ma amuzam
\nLorena Lupu: stai s\u0103-l g\u0103sesc
\n***** Florin: de experienta respectiva
\n******Florin: da’ sterge numele de familie, ca mama si tata nu au simtul umorului.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\u015ei l-am g\u0103sit, deci iaka:<\/p>\n
Am un feti\u015f cu bice. (Activ, nu pasiv.) Fotograful, Florin, are un feti\u015f cu prostituate. (Versatil.) De aceea, c\u00eend am primit invita\u0163ia celor de la FetishMagazin.ro, care ne promiteau \u201ccea mai tare sear\u0103 fetish\u201d, am decis f\u0103r\u0103 ezit\u0103ri c\u0103 locul nostru era acolo. Am luat \u015fi un bici la mine c\u0103 a, nu se cade s\u0103 te duci cu m\u00e2na goal\u0103 \u015fi b, poate g\u0103sesc \u015fi eu pe cineva care vrea s\u0103 fie b\u0103tut \u015fi se bucur\u0103.<\/p>\n
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Invita\u0163ia ne anun\u0163a, misterios, c\u0103 aceast\u0103 petrecere privat\u0103 este g\u0103zduit\u0103 de \u201cEnter Society Club\u201d, la kilometrul 30 al autostr\u0103zii Bucure\u015fti \u2013 Pite\u015fti. Wow, am zis noi, un cuibu\u015for de nebunii pierdut \u00een pustietate. Toat\u0103 lumea din redac\u0163ie a f\u0103cut interminabile specula\u0163ii referitoare la clanul de mafio\u0163i care organizeaz\u0103 o atare petrecere \u015fi la tainicele dedesubturi. “Dar s\u0103 ne aduci poze cu biciui\u0163ii”. De ce mai mul\u0163i? “Dac\u0103 tot \u0163i-ai luat biciul, m\u0103car folose\u015fte-l \u00een plin\u0103tatea poten\u0163ialului.”<\/p>\n
Semne promi\u0163\u0103toare<\/strong><\/p>\n Vineri seara, zece \u015fi ceva. Peste mai pu\u0163in de o or\u0103 \u00eencepe petrecerea. Florin demareaz\u0103. O jum\u0103tate de kilometru mai \u00eencolo, vedem o ma\u015fin\u0103 \u00een\u0163epenit\u0103 \u00eentr-un troian de z\u0103pad\u0103 de pe marginea drumului. \u00cen jurul ei, se fr\u0103suie descump\u0103ni\u0163i un tip cu look de fotomodel, \u015fi dou\u0103 brunete \u00een costume de piele neagr\u0103, intens machiate. Hmm. Al\u0163i oameni pe care e neverosimil s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eent\u00eelne\u015fti \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 geroas\u0103 de ianuarie, pe coclaurii patriei. \u201cLe \u00eempingem \u015fi noi ma\u015fina?\u201d m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 Florin. Pasagerii ma\u015finii negre se al\u0103tur\u0103 \u015fi ei; feti\u015fi\u015ftii fraternizeaz\u0103 la nevoie. \u201cCu ce v\u0103 putem recompensa?\u201d \u00eentreab\u0103 una dintre brunete, \u00eenv\u0103luindu-l pe fotograful nostru \u00eentr-o privire lasciv\u0103. Florin scutur\u0103 n\u0103uc din cap: \u201cMersi, avem tot ce ne trebuie.\u201d<\/p>\n Peste al\u0163i doi kilometri, ne opre\u015fte poli\u0163ia, care gravita \u00een jurul locului precum un c\u00eerd de ulii. Vor s\u0103 ne vad\u0103 actele, permisul de conducere. Etilotest. Se uit\u0103 la noi ca la infractori, dar nu au ce s\u0103 ne fac\u0103. Suntem ni\u015fte simpli feti\u015fi\u015fti \u00een legalitate deplin\u0103. Pleac\u0103. Enter (at your own risk)<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00cen sf\u00eer\u015fit, ajungem la adres\u0103, \u015fi d\u0103m de un\u2026 supermarket! Ce e asta, frate? bomb\u0103n eu \u015fi \u00eel sun pe organizator, un misterios Don Costel. \u201cOcoli\u0163i magazinu\u2019, \u015fi \u00een spate ve\u0163i da de o u\u015f\u0103 neagr\u0103, pe care scrie ENT\u0102R,\u201d explic\u0103 el.<\/p>\n U\u015fa neagr\u0103 se deschide cu un sc\u00eer\u0163\u00eeit \u00eendelung. Noir! Urmeaz\u0103 un \u015fir de trepte de piatr\u0103. \u00cembietoare ritmuri trance se strecoar\u0103 \u00een urechile noastre. Un tip \u00een haine de piele ne \u00eentreab\u0103 cine suntem; \u00eei explic\u0103m, \u015fi ne face semn spre o perdea\u2026 Ei bine, dragi feti\u015fi\u015fti, \u00een spatele acelei perdele este o discotec\u0103 de \u0163ar\u0103, plin\u0103 ochi de fl\u0103c\u0103i \u00een treling \u015fi adiba\u015fi, majoritatea acneici \u015fi transpira\u0163i, care \u0163op\u0103iau ca ni\u015fte c\u0103pri\u0163e zglobii, \u00een timp ce cuplurile \u015fi grupule\u0163ele de genul celor \u00eent\u00eelnite de noi pe strad\u0103 se \u00eenghesuiau n\u0103ucite pe c\u00eete o canapea, \u00eenghi\u0163ind cu noduri c\u00eete un Martini.<\/p>\n C\u00eeteva animatoare costumate \u00een doctori\u0163e, dominatoare cu masc\u0103 sau dive \u00een latex ro\u015fu \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 num\u0103rul, \u00een timp ce cocalarii se str\u0103duiesc s\u0103 nu lase nici un am\u0103nunt al anatomiei lor neperchezi\u0163ionat, cu m\u00e2ini lacome \u015fi agresive de fl\u0103c\u0103u de \u0163ar\u0103. Subit, realizez c\u0103 biciul \u0103la din po\u015feta mea poate fi mai util dec\u00e2t a\u015f fi crezut la plecare.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u015ei se f\u0103cu lumin\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00centre timp, \u00eel g\u0103sim pe \u201cDon Costel.\u201d Un tip de vreo 40 de ani, cu p\u0103r lung, negru, haine de piele \u015fi must\u0103cioar\u0103 cochet\u0103. Nu \u00eei putem pune \u00eentreb\u0103ri \u00een discotec\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu ne auzim; de aceea \u00eel lu\u0103m la noi \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, s\u0103 ne explice \u015fi nou\u0103 ce se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103.<\/p>\n \u201cS\u00eent dezolat! Eu s\u00eent doar un simplu PFA, \u015fi am nevoie de bani pentru a face un feti\u015f party \u00een adev\u0103ratul sens al cuv\u00eentului. Dar cluburile din Bucure\u015fti mi-au cerut sume exorbitante, iar barul \u0103sta e al unui prieten. Numai c\u0103 prietenul \u0103sta a considerat c\u0103 nu se merit\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 petrecere cu cei treizeci de invita\u0163i care sosiser\u0103 p\u00een\u0103 la un\u015fpe, \u015fi a dat drumul \u0103stora din sat.\u201d<\/p>\n \u00cen timp ce el \u00eemi poveste\u015fte toate astea, trei ma\u015fini de lux se \u00eendep\u0103rteaz\u0103 \u00een vitez\u0103. P\u0103i nici nu ai cum s\u0103 te relaxezi \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i vezi de feti\u015furi, c\u00eend e\u015fti \u00eenconjurat de patruzeci de \u0163\u0103r\u0103noi neciopli\u0163i, \u00eemi dau eu cu p\u0103rerea. M\u0103car dac\u0103 era o sear\u0103 de discotec\u0103 normal\u0103, mai dansam \u015fi noi pu\u0163in, un Coco Jumbo, o manea, ceva, dar a\u015fa, cu fl\u0103c\u0103ii \u0103\u015ftia tura\u0163i de anticipa\u0163ie \u015fi cu testosteronul \u00een v\u00e2nt, mi-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu fiu \u0163inta unui viol \u00een grup.<\/p>\n \u201cEu \u015ftiu, domni\u015foar\u0103. \u015etiu cum trebuie s\u0103 arate un feti\u015f party ca-n str\u0103in\u0103tate, \u015fi asta vreau s\u0103 fac, da\u2019 nu ne \u00een\u0163elegem cu patronii \u0103\u015ftia lihni\u0163i dup\u0103 bani. \u00cencerc\u0103m s\u0103 facem rost de o investi\u0163ie, s\u0103 ne mut\u0103m \u00een club Malibu, poate veni\u0163i s\u0103 ne vede\u0163i \u015fi acolo.\u201d <\/p>\n \u00cen loc de deznod\u0103m\u00eent<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201cE inadmisibil!\u201d declar\u0103 M. \u015fi C., un cuplu nemul\u0163umit de pe margine. \u201cCum s\u0103 ne cheme p\u00een\u0103 aici, \u015fi s\u0103 ne lase la un loc cu to\u0163i \u0103\u015ftia? Noi credeam c\u0103 sunt serio\u015fi. Ne scuza\u0163i, trebuie s\u0103 mergem.”<\/p>\n \u00centre timp, \u00een sal\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 dec\u00eet vreo \u015fapte femei: trei animatoare, care aveau \u00een privire hot\u0103r\u00e2rea ferm\u0103 ca, de a doua zi, s\u0103 se angajeze v\u00e2nz\u0103toare la p\u00e2ine; dou\u0103 tipe care se s\u0103rutau pasional la o mas\u0103 – c\u00eend am vrut s\u0103 le fotografiem, ni s-a atras aten\u0163ia c\u0103 nu e voie, c\u0103 una dintre ele e fata lu\u2019 dom’ prefect, sau primar, sau m\u0103 rog, ceva cu “p”, \u015fi dou\u0103 chelneri\u0163e \u00eenfrico\u015fate de perspectiva de a culege paharele de pe mese. Iar cocalarii seta\u0163i pe babardeal\u0103 \u00eencepuser\u0103 s\u0103 se frece unii de al\u0163ii. Gaur\u0103 cu p\u0103r s\u0103 fie, c\u0103 restul sunt detalii.<\/p>\n Altminteri, e amuzant cum viciul devine brusc virtute din secunda \u00een care tab\u0103r\u0103 ni\u015fte masculi cu adev\u0103rat lihni\u0163i \u00een peisaj.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
\n\u00cen dreptul localit\u0103\u0163ii Potlogi, o ma\u015fin\u0103 neagr\u0103 cu geamuri fumurii se opre\u015fte \u00een dreptul nostru. Geamul coboar\u0103, \u015fi un b\u0103rbat \u00eentre dou\u0103 v\u00eerste ne \u00eentreab\u0103 pe un ton enigmatic: \u201cNu \u015fti\u0163i \u00een ce direc\u0163ie e localitatea Flore\u015fti?\u201d Al\u0103turi de el, \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, o femeie superb\u0103. De ce ar c\u0103uta ace\u015fti doi str\u0103ini elegan\u0163i localitatea Flore\u015fti, \u00een toiul nop\u0163ii? \u201cDe fapt, vrem s\u0103 ajungem la club, la feti\u015f party,\u201d recunoa\u015fte b\u0103rbatul.<\/p>\n
\n\u00cencerc\u0103m s\u0103 pornim \u015fi noi, dar ma\u015fina piuie neputincioas\u0103. I s-a golit bateria. Noroc c\u0103 trece alt \u015fofer pe l\u00eeng\u0103 noi, opre\u015fte \u015fi ne ofer\u0103 din curentul lui. \u201cLa club?\u201d \u00eentreab\u0103 nevinovat. \u201cDa\u201d. Hehehe, r\u00eede el cu sub\u00een\u0163eles.<\/p>\n
\n\u00cen clipa \u00een care trec de perdea, exclam: Unde Dumnezeu am ajuns??<\/p>\n
\n\u201cUite-i cum pleac\u0103! Nu po\u0163i face nimic \u00een rahatul \u0103sta de \u0163ar\u0103. \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 la prima petrecere au venit oameni din toat\u0103 \u0163ara, de la Suceava \u015fi p\u00een\u0103 la Timi\u015foara? Au plecat cu to\u0163ii dezam\u0103gi\u0163i, c\u0103 nu era ce c\u0103utau!\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u00cencerc s\u0103 mi-l imaginez pe feti\u015fistul sucevean dezam\u0103git de acest episod tragic cum face din nou drumul, de data asta p\u00een\u0103 \u00een Malibu, \u00een ce sat o fi fiind \u015fi bodega cu acest nume. Nu izbutesc.<\/p>\n
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