{"id":3955,"date":"2011-07-29T14:06:54","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T11:06:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3955"},"modified":"2011-07-29T14:06:54","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T11:06:54","slug":"top-10-coveruri-penibile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/top-10-coveruri-penibile\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 coveruri penibile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pe vremea r\u0103posatului Cea\u015fc\u0103 exista un obicei sinistru. (Printre altele, \u015fi mai sinistre). Obiceiul sinistru la care vreau eu s\u0103 m\u0103 refer azi era acela de a lua un hit interna\u0163ional, de a-l &#8220;traduce&#8221; &amp; adapta la realitatea local\u0103 meschin\u0103 \u015fi de c\u0103cat, de a-i da ni\u015fte versuri de textier rom\u00e2n lipsit de orice urm\u0103 de imagina\u0163ie. Din gura &#8220;genera\u0163iei de aur rom\u00e2ne&#8221;, marile hituri se transformau involuntar \u00een parodii. Dar, s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m asta \u015fi s\u0103 trecem la top.<\/p>\n<p>10. &#8220;La femme de mon ami&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hai s\u0103 \u00eencepem dulce. E bine ca un film horror s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 lent \u015fi senzual, s\u0103 ai unde s\u0103 cre\u015fti. Pe locul 10 avem un Joe Dassin wannabe, cu vorb\u0103 lent\u0103, b\u0103n\u0103\u0163an\u0103, care bag\u0103 fior \u015fi patos c\u00e2t tot satul. Asculta\u0163i doar acel &#8220;Pe tine nu te pot iubi&#8221; introductiv, pe un ton care spune &#8220;\u00cen 10 minute tre&#8217; s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103sim studioul, iar pe mine m\u0103 taie ACUM o c\u0103care \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jAHX7CTCzf8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>9. &#8220;That&#8217;s Me&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Similea a fost pionier\u0103. A intuit c\u0103, \u00eentr-o zi, toat\u0103 lumea va &#8220;acoperi&#8221; Abba, de la Meryl Streep \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la vecinul meu Gic\u0103. \u015ei a vrut s\u0103 fie prima care o face. Are un loc mai \u00een fundul listei pentru c\u0103 nu e chiar at\u00e2t de enervant-fals\u0103 precum \u0103ia care vor urma, dar s\u0103 iei un Abba \u015fi s\u0103-i pui ni\u015fte versuri at\u00e2t de jenant-plicticoase e o crim\u0103.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-CoGSu2vEO0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>8. &#8220;Blowin&#8217; in the Wind&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Folki\u015ftii rom\u00e2ni au avut un veritabil feti\u015f cu Dylan. Un feti\u015f care, pentru orice fan al originalului, intr\u0103 la categoria &#8220;fute-v-a\u015f mama&#8221;. Nu, n-am nimic cu Pitti\u015f. Dar &#8220;V\u00e2nare de v\u00e2nt&#8221; \u00eemi sun\u0103 a &#8220;v\u0103rsat de v\u00e2nt&#8221;, iar compara\u0163ia cu Dylan \u00eei face pe rom\u00e2na\u015fii no\u015ftri s\u0103 sune jalnic.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8rxPEaGWrmY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>7. &#8220;I Did What I Did For Maria&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen original, Tony Christie c\u00e2nt\u0103 despre un so\u0163 care se duce s\u0103-l r\u0103zbune pe uciga\u015ful so\u0163iei sale. Originalul e c\u00e2ntat cu tensiune, dar nu exagerat \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 emfaz\u0103. \u00cen versiunea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, avem parte de un siropel l\u0103b\u0103ristic, cu dansatoare de cabaret \u015fi priviri libidinoase. (Mai bine. V\u0103 da\u0163i seama cu c\u00e2t\u0103 jele ostentativ\u0103 ar fi prestat un c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0163 rom\u00e2n o traducere fidel\u0103?)<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_CdpqoZArOw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>6. &#8220;All Right Now&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Simpla idee de cover dup\u0103 Free f\u0103cut de Dida Dr\u0103gan pare un banc. Cum puii mei s\u0103 fi un schelet ambulant cu unghii lungi din Rom\u00e2nia \u015fi s\u0103 &#8220;acoperi&#8221; una dintre imnurile-signature ale anilor 60-70? \u015ei m\u0103car de l-ai face \u00een englez\u0103. Dar tu, nu, \u0163ii neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fii un schelet ambulant cu unghii lungi ROMANTIC. Cu versuri de-\u0163i ba\u0163i copiii.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.trilulilu.ro\/zummagio\/c6db420546b0b5<\/p>\n<p>5. &#8220;Mr. Tambourine Man&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103 un cover \u015fi mai prost dec\u00e2t \u0103la de pe 8. REPET: Dylan e Dylan. Nu ai cum s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u0163i Tambourine Man dac\u0103 nu ai tripurile lui Dylan. Nu le po\u0163i suplini din mica vr\u0103jeal\u0103. Lua\u0163i orice text plin de subtilitate \u015fi poezie, da\u0163i-l \u00een gura unui pedinafarist declamator \u015fi o s\u0103 ias\u0103 o lab\u0103 dureros de trist\u0103.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nWyLQdi-3q0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>4. &#8220;Bui bui bui&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd o muiere relativ inofensiv\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi \u00eengroa\u015f\u0103 fals vocea \u015fi face pe vampa tutungioaic\u0103, \u00eemi amintesc de feti\u0163ele de 4 ani care \u00ee\u015fi dau un strat gros de ruj pe buze \u015fi defileaz\u0103 prin cas\u0103 \u00een pantofii cu toc ai mamei. E la fel de artistic \u015fi de conving\u0103tor. Iar c\u00e2nd Margareta P\u00e2slaru se joac\u0103 de-a Oscar Benton, nu po\u0163i face altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103 r\u00e2zi cu stropi.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7SfXCFmVpcg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>3. &#8220;Common People&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Aici, nici nu \u015ftii de ce s\u0103 r\u00e2zi prima oar\u0103. De Disco Her\u0103str\u0103u? De hainele madamei? De irezistibila potriveal\u0103 \u00eentre h\u0103h\u0103ial\u0103 a ac\u015fientului cu atitudinea pulpish \u015fi cu frazele cli\u015feu ale \u015flag\u0103rezei? &#8220;Nu vom avea acela\u015fi druuuuum&#8221;. Epic.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7YqZWBAIcUY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>2. &#8220;La Cucaracha&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Am detestat-o de c\u00e2nd eram copil pe Anda C\u0103lug\u0103reanu. E jenant s\u0103 fii muiere \u00een toat\u0103 firea \u015fi s\u0103 te m\u00e2\u0163\u00e2i artificial. Inocen\u0163a prost mimat\u0103 mi se pare mai sc\u00e2rboas\u0103 dec\u00e2t orgasmul simulat. M\u0103car cu orgasmul simulat ridici stima de sine a altuia. Cu inocen\u0163a fals\u0103 \u015fi vizibil \u00eengro\u015fat\u0103, nu faci dec\u00e2t s\u0103 te ar\u0103\u0163i drept o curc\u0103 infinit de penibil\u0103.<br \/>\nDar aceast\u0103 variant\u0103 a &#8220;Cucarachei&#8221; este epic de cretin\u0103. Bate &#8220;Ken Lee&#8221; de la o po\u015ft\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.trilulilu.ro\/shmirtzic\/11b251121a3dc8<\/p>\n<p>1. &#8220;Hit the Road, Jack&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tradus\u0103 jenant \u015fi penibil drept &#8220;Discu\u0163ie \u00een familie&#8221;, injectat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la &#8220;ajutoooor, s\u0103ri\u0163i&#8221; cu cli\u015fee ale cuplului rom\u00e2n, unde b\u0103rbatul &#8220;hoin\u0103re\u015fte prin sat&#8221; dar &#8220;cump\u0103r\u0103 apartament&#8221; (WTF? Credeam c\u0103 satele sunt, by default, localit\u0103\u0163ile alea cu cl\u0103diri f\u0103r\u0103 etaj), iar femeia tr\u0103nc\u0103ne ca meli\u0163a, Gil Dobric\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een istorie drept regele coverului penibil. Lua\u0163i de v\u0103 pi\u015fa\u0163i de r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/31mze5w2m2E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe vremea r\u0103posatului Cea\u015fc\u0103 exista un obicei sinistru. (Printre altele, \u015fi mai sinistre). Obiceiul sinistru la care vreau eu s\u0103 m\u0103 refer azi era&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}