{"id":3964,"date":"2011-07-31T14:05:40","date_gmt":"2011-07-31T11:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3964"},"modified":"2011-07-31T14:05:40","modified_gmt":"2011-07-31T11:05:40","slug":"boli-si-belele-virtuale-2-linkita-acuta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/boli-si-belele-virtuale-2-linkita-acuta\/","title":{"rendered":"Boli \u015fi belele virtuale. 2. Linkita acut\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Spe\u0163\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Postare: Ce p\u0103rere ave\u0163i despre avort?<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103rioara: Sunt femeie liber\u0103, vreau s\u0103 decid eu ce vreau s\u0103 fac cu trupul meu.<\/p>\n<p>Bolnavul de linkit\u0103 acut\u0103: b\u0103\u0103\u0103, ce-am mai m\u00e2ncat asear\u0103: http:\/\/spamcuc\u0103cat.ro<\/p>\n<p>Gigel: Ba s\u0103 pun\u0103 pizdele m\u00e2na, s\u0103 fete plozi, c\u0103 de-aia au pizd\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Bolnavul de linkit\u0103 acut\u0103: \u015etia\u0163i c\u0103 aurul alb e mai valoros dec\u00e2t cel galben? http:\/\/auralb.ro\/trenduri-si-tendinte<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103rioara: Gigel, e\u015fti un \u0163\u0103ran prost de la \u0163ar\u0103 \u015fi nu \u00een\u0163elegi mersul.<\/p>\n<p>Bolnavul de linkit\u0103 acut\u0103: Mam\u0103\u0103\u0103, ce-mi place colec\u0163ia lu&#8217; Buzata: http:\/\/alinabuzatu.ro.<\/p>\n<p>Gigel: Ba tu e\u015fti o curv\u0103 \u015fi nu faci copii pentru c\u0103 te m\u00e2nc\u0103-n pizd\u0103 s\u0103 te fu\u0163i aiurea cu to\u0163i golanii.<\/p>\n<p>Bolnavul de linkit\u0103 acut\u0103: Uite o muzic\u0103 fain\u0103 de pe youtube, a unei trupe de heavy metal din Kuala Lumpur : http:\/\/youtube etc.<\/p>\n<p>Exemplul dat de mine nu e cel mai bun, pentru c\u0103 ar fi linkita acut\u0103 parodic\u0103, pe care o aprob. Dar linki\u015ftii acu\u0163i clasici sunt mult mai sini\u015ftri. \u015ei ai dracu&#8217; de convin\u015fi c\u0103 linkurile lor sunt importante.<\/p>\n<p>Comentacul care nu are nimic relevant de spus despre topic sau despre ce se trolase p\u00e2n\u0103 la el, sau care nu vrea dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u015fi lase linkul pe c\u00e2te undeva, ca pe un ou de cuc, va da comentarii de genul: b\u0103\u0103\u0103, ce chestie. [link la c\u0103cat insignifiant care nu intereseaz\u0103 pe nimeni].<\/p>\n<p>Comentacul care face asta e vit\u0103 b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cap care a absolvit degeaba clasa a IV-a primar\u0103, c\u00e2nd se presupune c\u0103 \u015ftii deja s\u0103 scrii o compunere, \u00een care poveste\u015fti ceva cu cuvintele tale. Dac\u0103 ar fi absolvit-o cu rost, comentariul ar fi fost: B\u0103\u0103\u0103, ce chestie. \u015etia\u0163i c\u0103 bla bla bla bla bla bla?<\/p>\n<p>Comentacul care sufer\u0103 de linkit\u0103 acut\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fte cu iluzia c\u0103 asta \u00eel face s\u0103 par\u0103 cult \u015fi informat. Nimic mai gre\u015fit. Linkita acut\u0103 te face s\u0103 pari incapabil de idei proprii, incapabil s\u0103 relatezi pove\u015ftile la care linkezi, incapabil s\u0103 te raportezi la trolajul de dinaintea ta sau la grupul de comentaci de dinainte; pe scurt, prost f\u0103cut gr\u0103mad\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Linkita acut\u0103 e plictisitoare, fad\u0103 \u015fi penal\u0103. Nu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 e la wikipedia sau la cracked.com. Un om haios \u015ftie s\u0103 zic\u0103 singur glume, nu are nevoie s\u0103 linkeze. Singurul loc \u00een care linkita acut\u0103 se justific\u0103 este: eu postez serios ceva. Tu nu e\u015fti de acord \u015fi vii cu argumente. Eu te \u00eentreb: De unde \u015ftii? Tu: link surs\u0103. A\u015fa da, chapeau.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen rest, invit pe to\u0163i linki\u015ftii acu\u0163i s\u0103 se spamuiasc\u0103 singuri p\u00e2n\u0103 la sufocare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Spe\u0163\u0103 Postare: Ce p\u0103rere ave\u0163i despre avort? M\u0103rioara: Sunt femeie liber\u0103, vreau s\u0103 decid eu ce vreau s\u0103 fac cu trupul meu. 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