{"id":3970,"date":"2011-08-01T23:55:53","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T20:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3970"},"modified":"2011-08-01T23:55:53","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T20:55:53","slug":"romtelecom-impuscati-va","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/romtelecom-impuscati-va\/","title":{"rendered":"Romtelecom, \u00eempu\u015fca\u0163i-v\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dup\u0103 ce mi-am pus<\/a> Internet<\/a> cu router, din \u0103la s\u00e2rm\u0103less prin cas\u0103, nea Romtelecom<\/a> a zis s\u0103 m\u0103 dea pe spate. \u015ei ne-a oferit nou\u0103, s\u00e2rm\u0103le\u015filor, Dolce gratis pe 2 ani, cu contract, semn\u0103tur\u0103, paraf\u0103.<\/p>\n

Eu nu m\u0103 uit la TV<\/a>. Am mereu c\u00e2te ceva de scris, de tradus, de citit, de trolat, de b\u0103ut sau de futut. Dar am zis, m\u0103 rog, dac\u0103 e gratis, s\u0103 fie primit. Proprietarul apartamentului meu \u00eemi l\u0103sase un televizor str\u0103vechi care aduna tone de colb prin c\u0103mar\u0103. L-am scos de acolo, l-am \u015fters de praf. A venit un habarnist de la Romtelecom care a dat minim zece telefoane la sediu \u00een timp ce se moc\u0103ia aiurea \u015fi \u00eemi cerea tot soiul de chestii penibile, cum ar fi manualul de instruc\u0163iuni al televizorului. (Get real, dude! Am eu fa\u0163\u0103 de arheolog?) Bun, o dat\u0103 instalat Dolce, m-am uitat la Rom\u00e2nii au Talent, la trei edi\u0163ii de Dansez pentru tine (p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd a fost eliminat Piersic Jr., trollul emisiunii) \u015fi la vreo trei filme pe Pro Cinema<\/a>. \u00cen juma’ de an.<\/p>\n

Bun. Vineri \u00eemi vine scrisoric\u0103 de dragoste de la Romtelecom. Ce zic eu? “Aha, o fi alt teanc de pliante publicitare”. \u015ei-l arunc \u00eentr-un col\u0163.<\/p>\n

Duminica, n-aveam ce citi la bud\u0103. \u015ei iau scrisorica de la \u0103\u015ftia, s\u0103 m\u0103 delectez c\u0103ut\u00e2nd expresii de lemn, s\u0103 fac o postare mi\u015fto cu “muie, Romtelecom”. \u015ei \u00eemi cad ochii: “V\u0103 anun\u0163\u0103m c\u0103 de la 5 august, serviciul dvs. Dolce cost\u0103 6 eur cu TVA<\/a>“.<\/p>\n

Ceeeeee? Adic\u0103 tu \u00eemi dai cadou \u015fi peste c\u00e2teva luni m\u0103 pui s\u0103-l pl\u0103tesc? Sugi<\/a> pula!<\/p>\n

\u015ei nu, nu au pus problema la modul “Sunte\u0163i de acord s\u0103…?” Nu, m\u0103 informezi c\u0103 de la 5 august \u00eencolo pui tarif pe futut \u015fi punct.<\/p>\n

Pfffffffff, m-am enervat eu. \u0102\u015ftia se cred pe vremea lui Cea\u015fc\u0103? C\u00e2nd punga de fra\u0163i Petreu\u015fi se cump\u0103ra DOAR la pachet cu tezele din aprilie, mai \u015fi iunie? Futu-v\u0103 muma voastr\u0103 \u00een cur, azi \u015fi m\u00e2ine. Sun la 1930.<\/p>\n

\u015ei acolo, alt idiot care n-are habar pe ce lume tr\u0103ie\u015fte. Fie c\u0103 Romtelecom d\u0103 salar minim pe economie \u015fi atunci nu se angajeaz\u0103 la ei dec\u00e2t cretini care nu g\u0103sesc altundeva, fie au un program social “\u015ei ei sunt ai no\u015ftri! Integrarea retarzilor \u00een societate”, dar EU<\/a> \u00ceNC\u0102 NU AM \u00ceNT\u00c2LNIT UN ANGAJAT ROMTELECOM CARE S\u0102 NU \u00ceNCERCE S\u0102 TE<\/a>\u00a0PLIMBE CU VORBA CA PE T\u00c2MPI\u0162I.<\/p>\n

\u0102ia de la 1930, mai ales, sunt dezastru. Habar nu au de nimic. Comunicarea cu ei e o pies\u0103 de Samuel Beckett<\/a>. Nimic nu se schimb\u0103, doamn\u0103, c\u0103 va fi ca \u00eenainte, a, ba da, pl\u0103ti\u0163i 6 euro pe lun\u0103, dar \u00een rest nu se schimb\u0103 nimic, cum nu vi s-a cerut acordul? ba vi s-a cerut. p\u0103i prin biletul \u0103la. nu, nu v-a pus \u00een fa\u0163a faptului \u00eemplinit, e mai mult o cerere, etc. etc. M-am dus azi la Romtelecom Titan. C\u00e2nd te ui\u0163i ad\u00e2nc \u015fi penetrant \u00een ochii cuiva, \u0103la nu mai are s\u00e2nge-n coaie s\u0103 te prosteasc\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. “Ok, ave\u0163i dreptate, v\u0103 desfiin\u0163\u0103m gratuit serviciul dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 convin noile condi\u0163ii”.<\/p>\n

Acum a\u015ftept cu ner\u0103bdare s\u0103 vin\u0103 retarzii de pe teren s\u0103 stea iar 4 ore pe capul meu \u015fi s\u0103 nu-\u015fi deosebeasc\u0103 fundul de cap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dup\u0103 ce mi-am pus Internet cu router, din \u0103la s\u00e2rm\u0103less prin cas\u0103, nea Romtelecom a zis s\u0103 m\u0103 dea pe spate. \u015ei ne-a oferit...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}