{"id":4023,"date":"2011-08-12T23:33:41","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T20:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4023"},"modified":"2011-08-12T23:33:41","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T20:33:41","slug":"de-ce-oare-eu-te-am-cunoscut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/de-ce-oare-eu-te-am-cunoscut\/","title":{"rendered":"De ce oare eu te-am cunoscut?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 cheam\u0103 Sfinxa. Sunt o dominatrix. <\/p>\n<p>Niciunul dintre clien\u0163ii mei nu \u015ftie dac\u0103 mi-a ap\u0103rut vreodat\u0103 un furuncul pe-o buc\u0103 sau dac\u0103 m-a pi\u015fcat o plo\u015fni\u0163\u0103 pe abdomen, pentru c\u0103 nu m-au v\u0103zut dec\u00e2t \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 \u00een piele \u015fi latex. Niciunul nu m-ar recunoa\u015fte pe strad\u0103, sau la pia\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2nd cump\u0103r cartofi, ou\u0103, ceap\u0103, telemea \u015fi m\u0103sline s\u0103-mi fac salat\u0103 oriental\u0103 &#8211; yummy, iubesc salata oriental\u0103 &#8211; pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu mi-a distins \u00eenc\u0103 tr\u0103s\u0103turile sub machiajul elaborat de st\u0103p\u00e2n\u0103 necru\u0163\u0103toare. De aceea, via\u0163a mea e \u00een mare m\u0103sur\u0103 alc\u0103tuit\u0103 din dou\u0103 compartimente. Cel diurn &#8211; o femeie banal\u0103, care pl\u00e2nge la comedii romantice \u015fi la protomanele. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Bc4fzTpMm50?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Iar cea nocturn\u0103 v-am povestit-o mai sus. Pe scurt, noaptea sunt o fiar\u0103 ca Jack Nicholson \u00een filmul \u0103la cu Michelle Pfeiffer, \u015fti\u0163i voi. <\/p>\n<p>Drama vie\u0163ii mele a \u00eenceput c\u00e2nd sclavul Yyonel a decis c\u0103 a sosit clipa \u00een care s-a \u00eendr\u0103gostit iremediabil de mine \u015fi c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00eemi \u00eenal\u0163e un templu de marmur\u0103 neagr\u0103, plin de bice, crava\u015fe \u015fi costume de genul <a href=\"http:\/\/www.top-lenjerie.ro\/lenjerie-244-1066_-_Catsuit_PVC_Adaisa.html\">\u0103sta<\/a>. Pula mea, prostul nu \u00een\u0163elegea c\u0103 e doar un job, c\u0103 asta nu-s eu. Ce dracu&#8217; s\u0103 fac eu cu un templu de marmur\u0103 neagr\u0103? Cum s\u0103 port eu la 50 de ani un costum ca \u0103la? \u015ei atunci i-am zis:<br \/>\n-Yyonele, dac\u0103 treci viu de noaptea asta, m\u0103 m\u0103rit cu tine.<br \/>\n-Daaa, st\u0103p\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>A venit la 8 seara ca de obicei. S-a pus \u00een 4 labe \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103-i deschid, s\u0103-mi sugereze c\u0103 e c\u00e2inele meu. \u00cen timp ce \u00eel m\u00e2nam cu biciul s\u0103 intre \u00een cas\u0103, a ap\u0103rut piranda care ne f\u0103cea curat \u00een scara de bloc \u015fi a cl\u0103tinat din cap murmur\u00e2nd ceva \u00een \u0163ig\u0103ne\u015fte. L-am pus s\u0103-mi ling\u0103 cizmele lungi, s\u0103-mi desfac\u0103 fermoarul cu din\u0163ii \u015fi s\u0103-mi vopseasc\u0103 unghiile de la picioare cu oj\u0103 neagr\u0103, apoi cu lac de protec\u0163ie cu vitamina E \u015fi ceramide. Apoi, cu un singur \u015fut, l-am lipit de podea. I-am legat m\u00e2inile de piciorul patului \u015fi picioarele de piciorul dulapului.<br \/>\n-Yyonele, vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 iei de nevast\u0103?<br \/>\n-Daaa.<br \/>\n-Bun. Atunci m\u0103 dezbrac. <\/p>\n<p>-Nu, r\u0103m\u00e2i st\u0103p\u00e2na mea \u00een latex!!<br \/>\n-Idiotu&#8217; pizdii, o nevast\u0103 nu va sta 24 de ore \u00een latex, cretinule. Uite-m\u0103 cum ar\u0103t goal\u0103.<br \/>\n-Nuuu, nu pot suporta o asemenea imagine. Sunt sclaaaav, vreau latex.<br \/>\n-Uit\u0103-te b\u0103 la mine, futu-\u0163i gura m\u0103-tii! <\/p>\n<p>\u00cenjur\u0103tura i-a provocat un spasm de pl\u0103cere \u015fi a ridicat privirea.<br \/>\n-Dar&#8230; ai un furuncul pe cur.<br \/>\n-Da!! \u015ei-mi place. Acum, o s-o cuno\u015fti pe Giliola. <\/p>\n<p>-Cine-i Giliola?<br \/>\n-Giliola e obiectul meu preferat de \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte. O fust\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103neasc\u0103 uria\u015f\u0103, multicolor\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd i-am ar\u0103tat-o pe Giliola, m\u0103dularul \u00eenv\u00e2rto\u015fat al lui Yyonel a devenit c\u00e2t o alun\u0103.<br \/>\n-Te rog, ajut\u0103-m\u0103, a gemut. Zi-mi c\u0103 am pula mic\u0103 \u015fi r\u00e2zi de mine. Sunt sclav.<br \/>\n-Prea pu\u0163in m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. Acum ne vom cunoa\u015fte mai bine. \u015etii, Yonele, eu c\u00e2nd sunt singur\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac \u00een Giliola, \u00eemi imaginez c\u0103 vibratorul \u0103sta e un microfon \u015fi c\u00e2nt &#8220;De ce oare eu te-am cunoscut&#8221;. \u015ei sun\u0103 a\u015fa: <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lfhpBFlOxXM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>-Nuuuu, a gemut Yyonel, cuprins de spasme. Beh\u0103i ca o oaie castrat\u0103 live!<br \/>\n-Asta-i ideea, boule! Tre&#8217; s\u0103 \u015ftii pe cine vrei de nevast\u0103! Nu vreau templu de marmur\u0103 neagr\u0103, vreau cort. Vreau un dulap cu 70 de Giliole \u015fi vreau s\u0103 fiu diva protomanelist\u0103 a cortului nostru! Asta-i ideea mea despre c\u0103snicie.<br \/>\n-Dezleag\u0103-m\u0103, vreau s\u0103 fug!!! E\u015fti sinistr\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>-Perfect, am r\u0103cnit eu \u015fi, flutur\u00e2nd din Giliola, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 beh\u0103i: &#8220;De ce oareeee tu m-ai cunoscuuuuuut?&#8221; \u015ei am pus protomaneaua pe repeat. \u015ei mi-am lipit stimulatorul de clitoris al microfonului ad-hoc de g\u00e2t, s\u0103 ias\u0103 tremolourile ca la S\u0103r\u0103roiu. Profesionist\u0103, ce basca mea!<\/p>\n<p>Yyonel p\u0103rea cuprins de epilepsie; c\u0103tu\u015fele \u00eei l\u0103saser\u0103 urme s\u00e2ngerii pe \u00eencheieturi; avea spume alb\u0103strui la gur\u0103 \u015fi din ochi \u00eei curgeau \u015firoaie de lacrimi ale umilin\u0163ei supreme. <\/p>\n<p>Apoi, dup\u0103 trei ore, s-a luat brusc lumina &#8211; evident, Prim\u0103ria iar nu \u015ftiuse s\u0103 gestioneze prima ninsoare. \u00cen \u00eentuneric, mi-am aprins o \u0163igar\u0103, \u015fi i-am \u00eendesat \u015fi lui una \u00een gur\u0103.<br \/>\n-Vezi, Yyonele, eu nu-s ceea ce par a fi&#8230;<br \/>\n-Ba da, a strigat. Nimeni nu m-a chinuit \u00een halul \u0103sta niciodat\u0103. Tocmai ai dat o nou\u0103 defini\u0163ie termenului de BDSM!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 cheam\u0103 Sfinxa. Sunt o dominatrix. Niciunul dintre clien\u0163ii mei nu \u015ftie dac\u0103 mi-a ap\u0103rut vreodat\u0103 un furuncul pe-o buc\u0103 sau dac\u0103 m-a pi\u015fcat&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4023\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}