{"id":4047,"date":"2011-08-15T18:51:41","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T15:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4047"},"modified":"2011-08-15T18:51:41","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T15:51:41","slug":"fute-v-as-in-expertiza-mamelor-voastre-astazi-si-maine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/fute-v-as-in-expertiza-mamelor-voastre-astazi-si-maine\/","title":{"rendered":"Fute-v-a\u015f \u00een expertiza mamelor voastre, ast\u0103zi \u015fi m\u00e2ine"},"content":{"rendered":"

B\u0103, mor pe oamenii care traduc location cu loca\u0163ie, funny cu funie \u015fi expertise cu expertiz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Lua-v-a\u015f mama \u00een pul\u0103. Dar \u00een cea mai r\u0103p\u0103noas\u0103 pul\u0103 de \u0163igan din regiune. \u015ei numa’ \u00een cur, c\u0103 poate \u00een pizd\u0103-i place.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i idio\u0163ilor:<\/p>\n

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expertise<\/h1>\n

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noun<\/p>\n

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expert \u00a0skill\u00a0or\u00a0knowledge;\u00a0expertness;\u00a0know-how<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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a\u00a0written\u00a0opinion\u00a0by\u00a0an expert,\u00a0\u00a0as\u00a0concerning\u00a0theauthenticity\u00a0or\u00a0value\u00a0of\u00a0a\u00a0work\u00a0of\u00a0art,\u00a0manuscript,\u00a0etc.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
V\u0103 e clar, pro\u015ftilor?<\/div>\n
\u015ei acum, pe post de preludiu la futerea mamelor voastre, ne uit\u0103m \u015fi \u00een DEX:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
EXPERT\u00cdZ\u0102,<\/strong>\u00a0expertize,<\/em>\u00a0s. f.<\/abbr>\u00a01.<\/strong>\u00a0Cercetare cu caracter tehnic f\u0103cut\u0103 de un expert, la cererea unui organ de jurisdic\u021bie sau de urm\u0103rire penal\u0103 ori a p\u0103r\u021bilor, asupra unei situa\u021bii, probleme etc. a c\u0103rei l\u0103murire intereseaz\u0103 solu\u021bionarea cauzei. \u2666 (Concr.<\/abbr>) Raport \u00eentocmit de un expert asupra cercet\u0103rilor f\u0103cute.\u00a02.<\/strong>\u00a0(Med.<\/abbr>; \u00een sintagma)\u00a0Expertiz\u0103 medical\u0103<\/em>\u00a0=\u00a0a)<\/strong>\u00a0stabilire, \u00een urma unui examen medical, a capacit\u0103\u021bii de munc\u0103 a unui bolnav sau a unui om s\u0103n\u0103tos \u00een condi\u021biile solicit\u0103rilor fizice \u0219i psihice din diferite profesiuni;\u00a0b)<\/strong>consulta\u021bie sau autopsie efectuat\u0103 de medicul legist \u00een cazuri de r\u0103nire, accident, viol, otr\u0103vire, omor etc. \u2013 Din\u00a0fr.<\/abbr>\u00a0expertise.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Ei, uite de-aia v\u0103 fut mamele.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

B\u0103, mor pe oamenii care traduc location cu loca\u0163ie, funny cu funie \u015fi expertise cu expertiz\u0103. Lua-v-a\u015f mama \u00een pul\u0103. Dar \u00een cea mai...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}